Entertainment Lawyer 03/19/08

[mrs.v]

You ever just want to curl up in a corner and die because you are so embarrassed? Well, nothing you have ever felt would be like this one. Allegedly there is a tape of this encounter as well. So, to get to relive what I am about to describe for the rest of your life. Not fun.

So, there is the D list reality television celebutante who has been in this space before and others, usually accompanied by her friend who is also a celebutante. Anyway, at a party this week and our celebutante sees a guy she has spent some time with in the past. Weekends, nights in hotels after a party. A hookup who usually takes care of her, but someone she really likes. He is an athlete. Football player to be exact. Very good player. Excellent player. Superstar really. Also married. With child/children. Been married a very long time. Went with his wife to this party. Our celebutante didn't know that. Didn't know that when she snuck up behind him this week, and slipped her tongue in his ear, that she would feel a tap on her shoulder, turn around and face the wife. You could see the looks on the faces of all three were in shock, but the only words anyone heard were our celebutante saying, "You're married?" "How long have you been married?"

I cannot wait to see that tape.

[Sarzy]

David Beckham as the footy player? I guess his marriage could be considered very long in celeb terms.

[RevellingInSane]

^^EL is American right? I think he means American football, not soccer, as UK football is referred to here.

Brittany Gastineau or Audrina Partridge and Peyton Manning

[feedthepilot]

I'm going w/T.O. for the football player. Is he married? He's an ass.

Or.....what about Peyton Manning? I KNOW he's married and his wife was nowhere to be seen when he was watching his brother in the super bowl.

So, what about Kristen Cavalleri or however you spell her name?

That's my guess. Peyton Manning and Kristin Cavelleri.

Why? Why not?!?

[RevellingInSane]

TO? Married? Let's just say most people don't see that happening. Maybe in Canada...but not here.

[happy8]

TO is not married, everyone on earth knows Becks is married, I don't think Peyton has any kids yet.

I wish I knew what city this party was in.

[feedthepilot]

TO? Married? Let's just say most people don't see that happening. Maybe in Canada...but not here.

Did EL specify if he was married to a woman?

Or, maybe Tony Romo?

I think we are to assume the party is in LA. I would think he'd say otherwise...

[LynnieD]

Ok, I am thinking Jason Taylor as the football player, he is freaking HOT--and is now on DWTS so he would be out and about. He is married and has kids.

The celebutard could be anyone....take your pick.

[Laurent]

That's my guess. Peyton Manning and Kristin Cavelleri.

I like that guess - I'll go with that, too. I've always felt like Peyton was probably a dirty dog.

[tkdgirl]

Kim Kardashian and some NFL fool- not Reggie Bush.

[cherrybaby]

Also married. With child/children.

Peyton Manning and his wife don't have children.

[RevellingInSane]

Did EL specify if he was married to a woman?

Or, maybe Tony Romo?

Papa Joe would not like you saying that about his son's boyfriend.

Let's see, an excellent player and a superstar who is married with at least one child. Favre?

[kingcap72]

^^EL is American right? I think he means American football, not soccer, as UK football is referred to here.

Brittany Gastineau or Audrina Partridge and Peyton Manning

Peyton doesn't have any kids. And Kenny Chesney already knows Peyton's married.

[McJag]

Peyton Manning ,wife and brothers AND parents travel as a group. En mass.They don't just talk family values-they practice it. Really a nice family.First hand knowledge here.His Mother would shoot & ask questions later if he even thought about messin' around!

[Lalique]

Papa Joe would not like you saying that about his son's boyfriend.

Let's see, an excellent player and a superstar who is married with at least one child. Favre?

Favre is my guess too. He's been married for 12 years and has 2 kids.