One Overly Cozy Blind Vice 12/13 *revealed*

LynnieD · December 13th, 2005, 11:53 AM

One Overly Cozy Blind Vice

Stealth Stud-Poof has it all. He's got a decent bod; a procreating, talented gal; and a well-respected and sizzling career. Not to mention a great ass and a boyfriend who knows what to do with it. The butt, that is, not the job stuff.

See, Toothy Tile is not (by far) the only homo in Hollywood who likes to push the fruitcake-covered envelope. Uh-uh, no way.

Whereas our loveable, somewhat confused Tooth is constantly trying to figure out just what the hell he wants to do with his life--sexuality being not the least of his concerns--Stealth has known from his relatively flashy get-go what he wanted in life: a glitzy career, a wife and family and--most definitely--a b-f on the side.

And he got it all--plus more money and job accolades than he ever expected. But here's what S.S.-P. wasn't counting on: a lover so bossy Leona Helmsley looks like Snow White by comparison.

At first it was fine and cute. The side-screw was sufficiently content to be relegated to where mistresses usually are: wink-wink, off in a discreet corner, where only certain in-the-know members of Stealth's inner sanctum were aware. Everybody got along. This was before said boy-mistress decided his very convincing reincarnation of Eva Perón was in order. And so, the dictator-channeling upstart began (with Stealth's quasi-reluctant approval) ridding Mr. Stud-Poof's life of all that didn't please the new Eva.

Which meant off with anybody's head who didn't approve of Queen Boyfriend becoming a royal attachment to Stealth's increasingly more visible side, wife included.

And now? The unlikely ménage à tricky trois is living together. Or not. Stealth's got a few pads round the globe. And his Hollywood place? Well, gosh, doesn't seem to be too much room for the missus here, now does there?

So, Stealth's rather horrified friends are now waiting for the wife-unit to blow the cover on the whole mess. Don't count on it. I find in these prickly, often legally complex scenarios, the tryst-seeking tabloids usually beat the crossed housewife to the proverbial punch.

And it ain't: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck or Will Smith...

Well...it has to be someone w/kids, married.....mmmmmm

John Travolta

starry · December 13th, 2005, 12:12 PM

would the wife be famous for something, since he said "a procreating, talented gal"

LynnieD · December 13th, 2005, 12:18 PM

^^^Yea, think so.. ...

Going WAY out on a limb and say Guy Ritchie......no reason. His name popped in my head for some reason....

miss_perfect · December 13th, 2005, 12:28 PM

My guesses...

1. Ben Affleck
2. Heath Ledger
3. Ryan Philippe (but he's been in other blind items)

browneyedgirly · December 13th, 2005, 12:42 PM

What is the website that is all about celebrities' kids? From this it looks like he must have at least one. I though maybe an actor from the movie Stealth, but no actor (lead) in that movie is married.

Where is this blind item from?

starry · December 13th, 2005, 12:50 PM

It's ted casablanca's blind vice. I also thought guy ritchie, and also john travolta.

Moongirl · December 13th, 2005, 12:53 PM

Does Tim McGraw have a home in Hollywood?

browneyedgirly · December 13th, 2005, 12:55 PM

No Way Is Tim Gay!!!!!!!!!!!

weedeater · December 13th, 2005, 08:03 PM

Hugh Jackman? Didn't he thank some guy sitting next to his wife at some award show--I remember reading that somewhere on the web--it may have been awhile ago though

calendargurl · December 14th, 2005, 03:01 AM

^^^ i think thats a great guess! and his wife is an actress so that could be the "talented gal" part. hugh jackman is my guess.

A*O · December 14th, 2005, 04:43 AM

The Boy From Oz star (Overly cOZy Bliind Vice) Hugh Jackman is gay as.......... he has a couple of kids with his beard/wife 'actress' Deborah Lee Furniss (sp?). Great guess!

ourmaninBusan · December 14th, 2005, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LynnieD

One Overly Cozy Blind Vice

Stealth Stud-Poof has it all. He's got a decent bod; a procreating,
talented gal (SJP); and a well-respected and sizzling career
The Producers. Not to mention a great ass and a boyfriend
who knows what to do with it. The butt, that is, not the job stuff.

...Stealth has known from his relatively flashy get-go what he wanted
in life: a glitzy career, a wife and family and--most definitely--a b-f on the side.

And he got it all--plus more money and job accolades than he ever expected. But here's what S.S.-P. wasn't counting on: a lover so bossy Leona Helmsley looks like Snow White by comparison. Nathan Lane

At first it was fine and cute. The side-screw was sufficiently content to be relegated to where mistresses usually are...This was before said
boy-mistress decided his very convincing reincarnation of Eva Perón
was in order. (Evita, the musical; Nathan once said, "Am I gay? I'm over
40, am not married and love broadway musicals. You do the math.")
And so, the dictator-channeling upstart began (with Stealth's
quasi-reluctant approval) ridding Mr. Stud-Poof's life of all that didn't please the new Eva.

Which meant off with anybody's head who didn't approve of
Queen Boyfriend becoming a royal attachment to Stealth's
increasingly more visible side, wife included.

And now? The unlikely ménage à tricky trois is living together. Or not. Stealth's got a few pads round the globe. (Didn't Matthew
Broderick have a car crash in Ireland? Does he have a house there?)
And his Hollywood place? Well, gosh, doesn't seem to be too much room
for the missus here, now does there?

And it ain't: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck or Will Smith...

Well...it has to be someone w/kids, married.....mmmmmm

1. Matthew Broderick
2. Ryan Philippe

LynnieD · December 14th, 2005, 01:44 PM

I think Ryan or Hugh.....

nana55 · December 15th, 2005, 08:29 PM

Matthew is a good guess but they live in New York not Hollywood. I was thinking John Travolta, he has houses all over the globe because he has his own plane, (stealth plan).

miss_perfect · December 16th, 2005, 02:00 PM

So far he's said the following:

Quote:

Dear Ted:
Is Stealth Stud-Poof from One Overly Cozy Blind Vice that fancy-pants dancing man, John Travolta?
Samuel Christopher
New Zealand

Dear Dancin' Dick:
Nope. Way too obvious, my Kiwi-cutie. Think a tad more, how shall I put this? Let's just think more slim.

Dear Ted:
Is One Overly Cozy Blind Vice about Taye Diggs?
R.T.

Dear Blinded by the Blind:
So far off, babe. Stop looking for the nearly overpowering razzle-dazzle, and you'll see the very polished light.

Dear Ted:
Is Stealth Stud-Poof Tom Cruise? He's got a chick who's pregnant, and he just seems to fit the description so well. Am I right?
Patricia

Dear Fruit Case:
Uh, no. Not even really that on target, my sweetie-muffin. Think less successful but younger in years. Also, think far less photographed in the chick department.

I'm thinking Hugh Jackman now too.