There's Growing Concern

browneyedgirly · December 12th, 2005, 07:47 AM

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Sure, she's terrible at what she does but there's also another reason why she's been so invisible. I hear we are days away from an intervention. What was once a glorious physique has become a bag of bones and sunken cheeks. Why??? Same sad reason, I'm afraid. The poor girl doesn't eat and while we're not at 911 status just yet her friends and family are growing increasingly concerned. Especially her man, who is not only worried, he's also horny. Seems her sex drive disappeared along with her appetite.

From Lainey

Lainey's taking guesses on this new one posted last night, I'm not sure how to even narrow this down though. I'll have to think about it.

EDIT: It's not Kate Hudson or Victoria Beckham.

**MaryJane** · December 12th, 2005, 07:50 AM

Victoria Beckham?

alcohol the honey · December 12th, 2005, 11:50 PM

Nicole Richie.

calendargurl · December 13th, 2005, 03:33 AM

well nicole and adam broke up...and i think victoria IS terrible at singing...if that's what she does...maybe designing clothes? i dunno she's my guess though. or maybe Hilary Duff? she's a crappy singer and actress...

simplekindoflovely · December 13th, 2005, 05:06 AM

Hilary Duff?

A*O · December 13th, 2005, 05:21 AM

Vic Beckham never had a 'glorious physique' but she was always a crap singer and her man IS horny........

japangherl · December 13th, 2005, 06:38 AM

Could it be Jessica Alba? She isn't good at acting, and her latest film role had her being invisble (Fantastic 4).

**MaryJane** · December 13th, 2005, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by A*O

Vic Beckham never had a 'glorious physique' but she was always a crap singer and her man IS horny........

To me every hint leads to Victoria Beckham because:

- in her Spice Girls days the media always praised her for her body and legs

- she's the only celebs - or one of the few - who has always been officially slammed by the media for being terrible at everything she does (singing, dancing, clothes designing).
A lot of people thing that this or that actress can't act, or this or that singer can't sing, but no other celebrity as much as her has been publicly slammed by the media at every single attempt of doing something.

Just to take as an example the name already given here, a lot of people may personally find that Hilary Duff or Jessica Alba can't sing or act, but at the moment Hilary's album is what, platinum? - and Jessica is in a lot of movies, so they're overall popular and successful anyway. That's why I find it unlikely that someone could refer to them as terrible in what they do.

While Victoria Beckham has never made *1* successful solo thing.

- here they mention her family (I might be wrong in this, but the other similar blind items I can remember only say that friends are worried), and Victoria is very close to her family.

- her man is both worried and horny: David Beckham has both reportedly said a few times that he was worried when Victoria didn't eat, and reportedly cheated on her.

Finito

MrsDark · December 13th, 2005, 11:29 AM

Kelly Ripa!

But terrible to imagine her hot husband is all horny and deprived...

browneyedgirly · December 14th, 2005, 07:22 AM

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It's not Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, or Mischa Barton.

Lainey

obsessmuch · December 14th, 2005, 06:03 PM

Could it be Paris?

miss_perfect · December 14th, 2005, 08:07 PM

I think Jessica Alba is a good guess with that whole "invisible" comment.

**MaryJane** · December 18th, 2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaryJane

Victoria Beckham?

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Originally Posted by MaryJane

To me every hint leads to Victoria Beckham because:

- in her Spice Girls days the media always praised her for her body and legs

- she's the only celebs - or one of the few - who has always been officially slammed by the media for being terrible at everything she does (singing, dancing, clothes designing).
A lot of people thing that this or that actress can't act, or this or that singer can't sing, but no other celebrity as much as her has been publicly slammed by the media at every single attempt of doing something.

Just to take as an example the name already given here, a lot of people may personally find that Hilary Duff or Jessica Alba can't sing or act, but at the moment Hilary's album is what, platinum? - and Jessica is in a lot of movies, so they're overall popular and successful anyway. That's why I find it unlikely that someone could refer to them as terrible in what they do.

While Victoria Beckham has never made *1* successful solo thing.

- here they mention her family (I might be wrong in this, but the other similar blind items I can remember only say that friends are worried), and Victoria is very close to her family.

- her man is both worried and horny: David Beckham has both reportedly said a few times that he was worried when Victoria didn't eat, and reportedly cheated on her.

Finito

It's Victoria Beckham!! I told you i told you!!!!!!!!!!!