Entertainment Lawyer 03/05/08

**mrs.v** · March 5th, 2008, 04:10 PM

#1 - This C list film actress who used to be B+ and has always had A name recognition due to her unusual name has not been working much. In fact, if it were not for her one defining role, she would have been relegated to obscurity by now. The thing is though, it was a defining role, and she is and was gorgeous. Did I mention she is married? She is, and that is where this story gets a little creepy. Thanks to Miley Cyrus I will be using that word all damn day. Her husband has a job, but he doesn't actually work. He is the kind of guy who prefers to live off his wife's modest earnings and her fame. He loves being married to his wife. Not because he loves her, but because he is a pompous ass who thinks he is Mr. Big Shot because he married a former sex symbol. He makes her go out with him almost every night so people can see them together, and he loves inviting strangers back to their house and having her put on something a little more revealing. If that doesn't work, he walks the strangers around the house and shows off nude photos of his wife that are hanging throughout the house.

#2 This former B list singer and entertainer is aging now, but still has that dynamic, outrageous personality that made him such a star then and now. He lives off his past, but with that smile and famous name he has no problems getting gigs. Over the weekend, our singer, who is confined to a wheelchair now, came into a restaurant with a group of people, and had just ordered when he was recognized. For the next hour he signed autographs, posed for photos and handed out photos of himself while his food just lay there untouched. Someone asked him if they should let him eat and he said that his fans were much more important and that he could always heat up the food in the microwave.

**greysfang** · March 5th, 2008, 05:00 PM

1 = Did Bo Derek remarry?

2 = Teddy Pendergrass

**donotstalk** · March 5th, 2008, 05:42 PM

I just guessed Sigourney Weaver over on Enty's page.

**RevellingInSane** · March 5th, 2008, 05:50 PM

2 is Teddy.

For 1, I thought Raquel Welch and her husband, Richie Palmer.

**tkdgirl** · March 5th, 2008, 06:29 PM

1. I don't think its Sigourney. She's still A- / B list and has had several defining roles. Plus, she has a teen daughter still at home so I doubt there are naked pics of her around the place. And in the classic sense of the term, Sigourney was hardly ever a sex symbol.

I would say Bo Derek, but she's not married. I even thought it might be Tatum O'Neil, but she's divorced. Thought it might be Ione Skye, but not sure. She just married some rocker guy from England.

**Geisha** · March 5th, 2008, 09:22 PM

1) Bo Derek would be perfect if she were married.

Raquel Welch is a great guess too. maybe Brigitte Bardot?

**baked_tater** · March 5th, 2008, 10:43 PM

Rebecca Romijn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**sparkly** · March 5th, 2008, 11:25 PM

2. Teddy Pendergrass-What a sweetheart.

**sprynkles** · March 5th, 2008, 11:56 PM

I sort of like the Sigourney guess. I just
saw her in a small part in 'Vantage Point'.
Her defining part was in Alien? I know she
was in Ghostbusters and Working Girl, but
where has she been for the last decade or so?

**cherrybaby** · March 6th, 2008, 12:05 AM

I don't know that I'd call Sigourney Weaver a "sex symbol" (or a traditional sex symbol, at least). Whoever it is sounds like more of the sex kitten type.

And this: "In fact, if it were not for her one defining role, she would have been relegated to obscurity by now." Whoever it is, isn't still regularly working.