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Thread: Lainey - No Looking - 2/26/08

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    Default Lainey - No Looking - 2/26/08

    No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing

    Diva antics are rather pedestrian these days so it takes a super bitch and her ass attitude to really push the envelope.

    A photo shoot with a major artist. Much is riding on her new project. Everyone is busting their balls to make her look good. But it’s hard with these instructions:

    Don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, and … don’t even breathe in her direction.

    Don’t breathe in her direction!

    Worse still – not sure if you know what it’s like at a photo shoot but the lighting, the set, the hair, the makeup, the equipment, it can all get pretty technical, especially for someone this important. Unfortunately, she couldn’t pose with people standing around. Girl has filled stadiums and she can’t have her photo taken with a room full of staff? Please.

    So after lining up every shot, everyone but the photographer had to leave the room. Needless to say, things need tweaking from minute to minute. Literally, he would take one frame and have to call out to bring someone back in for an adjustment before moving on. Imagine – every move required another callback to have someone else run in to make a quick fix only to dash back out.

    Needless to say, this extended the shoot time exponentially. And under those conditions, people are not going to be inspired to put out their best work.

    Why is this such a mystery anyway? The nicer you are, the nicer you get back! Is it so hard? Is is physically difficult to be nice?

    And seriously…who is she anymore anyway? She needs it more than they do. The way she’s acting though, she’ll be staring another failure straight in the face.

    Posted on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 9:33:36 AM

    No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing
    I'm gonna have to guess Janet

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    yep.Both Janet and Mariah have albums coming out,but I'm leaning toward Miss Jackson,her last few albums bombed.
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    Janet all the way.

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    Janet for the part where she says... she has filled STADIUMS... super bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Janet for the part where she says... she has filled STADIUMS... super bowl.
    Good call. I didn't even think of the Super Bowl! I was just thinking singer when I read that.

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    Janet is a good guess but I was also thinking Whitney Houston, maybe?

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    I'm thinking JLo and first baby pics for sale.
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    Oooh yeah, JLo... I don't think it would be Whitney; she's just so cracky that she might be nice?

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    What about Madonna always pushing the envelope?

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    My gut says Madonna, but who knows? There are lots of candidates for this one. I kind of doubt Madonna's career is hanging in the balance at the moment so that might rule her out.

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    Whoever it is needs a reality check. No breathing in her direction....who the hell does she think she is?

    I'm going with either Janet or Mariah

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    ^ I usually pick Mariah for this kind of crap.
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    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Good point Dixie Normos - the no breathing in my direction sounds like a butterfly Mariahism. What about JHo and the kids? She always requested weird shit like that when she was "touring". Did anybody hear if someone coughed up the $6 mill she wanted to see what she and Skeletor spawned? Ha ha I bet she pitched a fit when Angie stole her thunder by premiering the second, second coming during her glory days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Oooh yeah, JLo... I don't think it would be Whitney; she's just so cracky that she might be nice?

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    I'm going with Mariah. Sounds like words straight out of her mouth

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