Diva antics are rather pedestrian these days so it takes a super bitch and her ass attitude to really push the envelope.
A photo shoot with a major artist. Much is riding on her new project. Everyone is busting their balls to make her look good. But it’s hard with these instructions:
Don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, and … don’t even breathe in her direction.
Don’t breathe in her direction!
Worse still – not sure if you know what it’s like at a photo shoot but the lighting, the set, the hair, the makeup, the equipment, it can all get pretty technical, especially for someone this important. Unfortunately, she couldn’t pose with people standing around. Girl has filled stadiums and she can’t have her photo taken with a room full of staff? Please.
So after lining up every shot, everyone but the photographer had to leave the room. Needless to say, things need tweaking from minute to minute. Literally, he would take one frame and have to call out to bring someone back in for an adjustment before moving on. Imagine – every move required another callback to have someone else run in to make a quick fix only to dash back out.
Needless to say, this extended the shoot time exponentially. And under those conditions, people are not going to be inspired to put out their best work.
Why is this such a mystery anyway? The nicer you are, the nicer you get back! Is it so hard? Is is physically difficult to be nice?
And seriously…who is she anymore anyway? She needs it more than they do. The way she’s acting though, she’ll be staring another failure straight in the face.
Posted on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 9:33:36 AM
No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing