Panache "MAGIC & MADNESS" 02/20/08

**Honey** · February 20th, 2008, 04:57 AM

BLIND ITEM: "MAGIC & MADNESS"
You can't deny his talent but this black male celebrity also has a very dark soul. He's kinky and bizarre to say the least. Call girls have said, "He's even too freaky and deviate for us."His favorite fetish: Spreading peanut butter on the backside of call girls and slowly licking it off. He also dons a leather mask on occasion and thinks of himself as the ultimate slave master as he barks out orders while slapping women around. Foreplay consists of forced sex (rape) videos. His manhood is considered extreme by sex workers and he sometimes he uses it as a weapon with violent sex acts. Ladies of the evening have complained, "He leaves us so sore, I can barely walk for a few days after being with him." If that's not enough, the sex industry is buzzing that he has just constructed a dungeon in his mansion where he can hoist women up and humiliate them before raping them. With each call girl encounter, he's becoming more brutal and unpredictable. He can't use the excuse of being high on drugs and alcohol (even though he indulges on an irregular basis) he's just crazy behind closed doors with a taste for the bizarre and deviance.

Hints: Extremely well known by blacks and whites. Not Michael Jackson or Will Smith.

**jlo25** · February 20th, 2008, 05:04 AM

My god

- i have no idea who it could be...

**Chilly Willy** · February 20th, 2008, 06:10 AM

Wow, the hints make it so easy. Not.

It doesn't even say if he's a singer or actor or athlete.

Damn, I want to know.

Extremely well known black guy. Probably single. Hm.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · February 20th, 2008, 06:19 AM

It's not my baby Denzel so I don't care.

OK... I really do... um, Wesley Snipes? I need a real clue dammit!!

**Pink76302003** · February 20th, 2008, 07:10 AM

I'll throw a few names out there:

Jamie Foxx
Dave Chapelle

**baddoggy** · February 20th, 2008, 07:14 AM

Chris Rock?

**Chilly Willy** · February 20th, 2008, 07:18 AM

As I said, if this guy has a dungeon in his home where he rapes callgirls, chances are he's not married.

Also, NOT MY DAVE!!!! *slaps Pink*

**squizz1982** · February 20th, 2008, 07:24 AM

I remember one of Jay-Z's exes said that his manhood was huge...I believe the quote was "like a big coke bottle". When I was reading this it made me think of him for that reference...

**moocher** · February 20th, 2008, 07:26 AM

Two names immediately sprang to mind for me (for the same reasons as Jayz sprang to mind for squizz).

50 Cent
Timbaland

**judejack** · February 20th, 2008, 08:10 AM

"Notted" by Panache:

Not Jamie Foxx, Dennis Rodman, or John Salley. Bigger than them. Not Forest Whitaker or Magic Johnson. Not Michael Jordan or Denzel. Big in size, fame and money. Not 50 Cent. This is not Kobe or Shaq. Shaq should have been eliminated early because he does not match up with one of the clues. Wesley does not have a mansion and it's not Samuel L. Jackson. It's not Tiger.

Shaq doesn't match because of the size of his member.