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Thread: Panache "MAGIC & MADNESS" 02/20/08

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    Default Panache "MAGIC & MADNESS" 02/20/08

    BLIND ITEM: "MAGIC & MADNESS"
    You can't deny his talent but this black male celebrity also has a very dark soul. He's kinky and bizarre to say the least. Call girls have said, "He's even too freaky and deviate for us."His favorite fetish: Spreading peanut butter on the backside of call girls and slowly licking it off. He also dons a leather mask on occasion and thinks of himself as the ultimate slave master as he barks out orders while slapping women around. Foreplay consists of forced sex (rape) videos. His manhood is considered extreme by sex workers and he sometimes he uses it as a weapon with violent sex acts. Ladies of the evening have complained, "He leaves us so sore, I can barely walk for a few days after being with him." If that's not enough, the sex industry is buzzing that he has just constructed a dungeon in his mansion where he can hoist women up and humiliate them before raping them. With each call girl encounter, he's becoming more brutal and unpredictable. He can't use the excuse of being high on drugs and alcohol (even though he indulges on an irregular basis) he's just crazy behind closed doors with a taste for the bizarre and deviance.

    Hints: Extremely well known by blacks and whites. Not Michael Jackson or Will Smith.

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    My god - i have no idea who it could be...

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    Wow, the hints make it so easy. Not.

    It doesn't even say if he's a singer or actor or athlete.

    Damn, I want to know.

    Extremely well known black guy. Probably single. Hm.
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    It's not my baby Denzel so I don't care.

    OK... I really do... um, Wesley Snipes? I need a real clue dammit!!
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    I'll throw a few names out there:

    Jamie Foxx
    Dave Chapelle

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    Chris Rock?

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    As I said, if this guy has a dungeon in his home where he rapes callgirls, chances are he's not married.

    Also, NOT MY DAVE!!!! *slaps Pink*
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    I remember one of Jay-Z's exes said that his manhood was huge...I believe the quote was "like a big coke bottle". When I was reading this it made me think of him for that reference...

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    Two names immediately sprang to mind for me (for the same reasons as Jayz sprang to mind for squizz).

    50 Cent
    Timbaland

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    Default Update from Panache:

    "Notted" by Panache:
    Not Jamie Foxx, Dennis Rodman, or John Salley. Bigger than them. Not Forest Whitaker or Magic Johnson. Not Michael Jordan or Denzel. Big in size, fame and money. Not 50 Cent. This is not Kobe or Shaq. Shaq should have been eliminated early because he does not match up with one of the clues. Wesley does not have a mansion and it's not Samuel L. Jackson. It's not Tiger.
    Shaq doesn't match because of the size of his member.
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    Shoot. I thought for sure it was 50. Whoever it is is sick.

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    Peanut butter? What a fucking weirdo.

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    Bob Johnson of Black Entertainment Television (BET)? He is/was a billionaire, possibly the only black male billionaire.

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    How big is Kanye West? I could see him having issues.

    Big in size, fame, and money....hmm.



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    Hints: Extremely well known by blacks and whites. Not Michael Jackson or Will Smith.
    Like anybody would think it was MJ or Will.

    Judging by the title 'magic and madness' I'm going to say Magic Johnson.

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