Ph. D in F *revealed*

browneyedgirly · December 9th, 2005, 08:27 AM

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I cannot answer your guesses to this blind item. It's one of those where I will get the Chinese sued out of me if I do. All I can do is point you along. And if you want to know that badly, you'll play the Hasselhoff game, won't you?

Remember the dude who excelled with his tongue? Well, it looks like he has a female counterpart.

Some couples are pretty conventional. Others? Not so much. It helps when both are open minded and accepting of suggestions, don't you think? So when she was with her equally famous ex, he complained one night of her deficiency in the blowing department and to help her with it, he signed her up for private lessons with an F master. And the results were, um, mindblowing. But now that they're no longer together, she's taking her skills elsewhere…and the recipient of her oral gifts cannot believe his luck. So much so that when her new lover and her old one ran into each other at an event recently, Mr. Current actually THANKED Mr. Ex for the hook up. Yet another reason why the stupid idiot should be kicking himself for being so shortsighted…

And it's not Jennifer Lopez, Rebecca Romijn, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, or Jennifer Aniston.

Lainey

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Not only is she is a master at it, she's also a fiend. A few months ago, at a business lunch with a couple of her boyfriend's business associates, she apparently couldn't help herself, leaned over and whispered the following in her lover's ear (and this is NOT FOR THE PRUDISH): Baby, I am gonna suck it so hard when we get in the car.

Needless to say, their lunch dates were shocked...and just a little jealous.

And it's not Mischa Barton, Sharon Stone, or Elizabeth Hurley

Uma Thurman

savansa · December 9th, 2005, 08:39 AM

What's the Hasslehoff game?

I guess Angelina.

miss_perfect · December 9th, 2005, 08:50 AM

It will make me sick to say this, but my guess is Cameron Diaz.

starry · December 9th, 2005, 09:10 AM

Paris Hilton, maybe?

miss_perfect · December 9th, 2005, 09:13 AM

No, that's more like an entire roomful of guys going "hey she gives great head" instead of an actual boyfriend talking to an ex.

rainingdefenses · December 9th, 2005, 09:13 AM

it says equally famous ex..who would the equally famous ex's be?

miss_perfect · December 9th, 2005, 09:30 AM

OMG tell me it is NOT Nicole Kidman.

browneyedgirly · December 9th, 2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by savansa

What's the Hasslehoff game?

Not sure exactly, Lainey does it on her site.

southernbelle · December 9th, 2005, 10:15 AM

Demi Moore

savansa · December 9th, 2005, 10:55 AM

ooo that's a good guess belle

Fonzarelli23 · December 9th, 2005, 11:02 AM

Demi Moore was my first guess too. I can picture Ashton dumb enough to say something like that too.

DVS_one · December 9th, 2005, 11:04 AM

carmen electra?

eeyore0101 · December 9th, 2005, 11:13 AM

Demi makes sense - and since Ashton and Bruce are oddly enuff buddies, he might say that to him....

dexter7 · December 9th, 2005, 02:48 PM

it seems like whoever the ex was, he dumped her. so what famous couple broke up because the guy wanted to?

(and is shortsightedness supposed to be a clue too? someone who wears glasses, or is short?)

SVZ · December 9th, 2005, 04:30 PM

whoever wilber valderamma is dating? or was?