The Chin.
Take Coke for the Pain
Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends.
Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. And neither is marijuana. This kind of heartache requires the hard stuff.
Cocaine is the magic solution. Which is why she’s been blowing the pain away through her nose, a side of her that’s anathema to the squeaky clean, anti-drug image that’s been played out in the papers.
The Chin.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Jennifer Aniston? Is she on vacation or has been recently?
Or what about Reese Witherspoon?
Might not be Aniston. Lainey always refers to her and using "happy".....so this really wouldn't be news, would it?
Rachel McAdams?
How about Cameron Diaz? She's always on vacation with her buds.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
For some reason this screams Cameron Diaz to me. Maybe because of that movie she did where she switched places with that chick for vacation. I dunno
Well if its Jen, I don't have one ounce of pity for her. And if it all gets blamed on the Brad thing... SIGH. She will have absolutely no credibility left.
And Jen is going to be part of Oprah's reality show too (she'll be on next week).
I think it's Jennifer.
Kate Hudson?
However, I read on dlisted that today is Aniston's birthday.
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