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    Default Ted C. Blind Item 1/04/08-One Fagola Addled Blind Vice

    Oh, sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, what else is new in T-town, right? Just homosexual sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, that’s what. (Like this is a news flash, but hey, I’m just the goss messenger here, ‘kay?) Sally Sedate Me has hooked up with her latest man. You saw that, didn’tcha? Yep, sure ya did. This latest guy is simply divine, so delish, much more so than the last loser the sweetie star hung out with.
    Indeed, fans are so relieved SSM has found herself a he-man worthy of her luscious locks, winning smile and utterly adorable personality. It’s a tabloid team made in heaven! Why? Well, because New Guy’s also got a killer grin, a fab sense of humor, a total do-me coif and—best of all—absolutely no desire whatsoever to make love to Sally, just like she likes it.
    See, Sally-Sweets lives for getting high, not orgasmic. But she likes the company, and she knows her career will suffer if she’s seen manless for too long. And New Guy, ‘course, wouldn’t even have a job if his homo ways were known. Or so he thinks.
    Sally really should get over her habit, already. Doesn’t she see it’s what’s marginalizing her career, not her male companionship (or lack thereof)? It’s a good flick that’s hard to find, not a fella or a fix.


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    This is the first thread I've ever started. I REALLY hope I did this right.

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    Kate Hudson & Matthew McC?
    Playful~

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    I have to admit Kate Hudson is the first name that popped into my head when I read the "luscious locks, winning smile, and utterly adorable personality" part. If it hadn't been for that description, though, I would have said Kirsten Dunst because of her love of heroin and sucky career lately.

    Other names to throw out there: Hayden Panettiere or Hilary Duff.

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    After thinking about it, I totally believe this is Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey, from reading what Ted said about each of them.

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    Crap, I was thinking Carrie Underwood until the flick thing. I guess it could still be her.

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    yeah,I like the Kate-Matt guess..
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    i dont think its hayden - milo v. doesnt fit the descrip.

    i like kate h. makes sense esp considering the getting high part.

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    Kate and Matt....yep.



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    I'm guessing Pammy & Pornoboy. Probably wrong but what the hell..even if the flick thing doesn't fit
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    Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis?

    Edit: "utterly adorable personality?" maybe not.

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    Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff ?

    He's a cutie, but those lips speak homoerotica to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jupiter Jones View Post
    Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis?

    Edit: "utterly adorable personality?" maybe not.
    lol. I thought of those two straight away too. Some people think she has a very friendly, sweet personality so it could be. But hmm, I dunno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jupiter Jones View Post
    Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis?

    Edit: "utterly adorable personality?" maybe not.
    Bingo.
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    Jennifer Aniston gets high? I thought she was too "dull" for Brad.

    I don't think this BI is about them, though I have my doubts about Jason's preference.

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