Panache Report-Dec 25/07

blissfullyunaware · December 25th, 2007, 08:05 PM

BLIND ITEM: MAN-EATER
This black female celebrity has hit the ground running. She's a man-eater and there is no shame in her game.
She doesn't even care if the man she's after is married, All that matters: If he can be helpful to her career.
She is ruthless, cunning and manipulative. It's all about her and she's going to get hers no matter what!
When a man proves to be no longer helpful to her dreams and aspirations, he's kicked to the curb without hesitation. She operates by the motto: "Use them and lose them, get what you need and move on."
A few weeks ago, rumors were circulating that she had a famous new boyfriend, this is a publicity stunt worked up by her publicist. Whispers indicate, that this is an elaborate smokescreen because she has her sights set on a black married celebrity.
He's ignored her advances thus far but she is determined to have an affair with him because she thinks he can be helpful to her career and she thinks he's the finest man she's ever seen.
She's developing a bad reputation (early on) due to her overly aggressive and immoral behavior.
Who is she? Who is the famous smokescreen boyfriend? Who is the married black male celebrity?
Hint: She's not an actress

I think it's Rhianna.

sparkly · December 25th, 2007, 08:40 PM

Rihanna is a great guess. Maybe Denzel Washington for the famous married guy.

kingcap72 · December 25th, 2007, 08:59 PM

^^Yeah, my first thought was Rihanna. Plus, it explains those reports about her 'hooking up' with all of these different actors. And if she is trying to make a run at Denzel, Pauletta will beat her down with more than an Umbrella.

sparkly · December 25th, 2007, 09:20 PM

^I would pay good money to see that.

I'd buy everyone here tickets to see that showdown. My money's on Pauletta.

RevellingInSane · December 25th, 2007, 09:21 PM

Rihanna, Josh Hartnett, and maybe Will Smith?

kingcap72 · December 26th, 2007, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Rihanna, Josh Hartnett, and maybe Will Smith?

Tiny Tom would unleash the wrath of Xenu before Rihanna could get within a thousand yards of Will.

SSDiva · December 26th, 2007, 02:03 AM

I am going with Rihanna also..And trust if it is Denzel, Pauletta will beat that ass. She doesn't play!!

Lily · December 26th, 2007, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

^^Yeah, my first thought was Rihanna. Plus, it explains those reports about her 'hooking up' with all of these different actors. And if she is trying to make a run at Denzel, Pauletta will beat her down with more than an Umbrella.

That would be awesome.

Rihanna's vanity and egoism astounds me.

RevellingInSane · December 26th, 2007, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Tiny Tom would unleash the wrath of Xenu before Rihanna could get within a thousand yards of Will.

Tiny Tom only wants to do Will best...err...do what is best for Will.

Is Rihanna cementing her takeover of world's nastiest whore when Karrine Steffans finally comes down with lockjaw?

kingcap72 · December 26th, 2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Lily

That would be awesome.

Rihanna's vanity and egoism astounds me.

Rihanna's vanity and ego is only matched by Beyonce's.

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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Tiny Tom only wants to do Will best...err...do what is best for Will.

Is Rihanna cementing her takeover of world's nastiest whore when Karrine Steffans finally comes down with lockjaw?

Tiny Tom's not going to let anybody get into Will's....wallet before he does.

And Rihanna's got a long way to go before she can compete with Karrine. But I see a winner-take-all Whore-Off in the future.

Lily · December 26th, 2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Rihanna's vanity and ego is only matched by Beyonce's.

Tiny Tom's not going to let anybody get into Will's....wallet before he does.

And Rihanna's got a long way to go before she can compete with Karrine. But I see a winner-take-all Whore-Off in the future.

Oooo! A Whore-Off!

*buys tickets*

SSDiva · December 26th, 2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Rihanna's vanity and ego is only matched by Beyonce's.

You wrong for that one dude...However, Beyonce has years and talent to back up this alleged ego you folks claim she has!!

kingcap72 · December 26th, 2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lily

Oooo! A Whore-Off!

*buys tickets*

I'll buy condoms and Valtrex. You don't know what STD's might be flying around at the Whore-Off.

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Originally Posted by SSDiva

You wrong for that one dude...However, Beyonce has years and talent to back up this alleged ego you folks claim she has!!

I said that just for you, SS. I knew you wouldn't let that one pass.

SSDiva · December 26th, 2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

I'll buy condoms and Valtrex. You don't know what STD's might be flying around at the Whore-Off.

Oh Gosh that's just nasty..

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

I said that just for you, SS. I knew you wouldn't let that one pass.

And I always deliver!! Plus I have such disdain for Riheadda!!

RevellingInSane · December 26th, 2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Tiny Tom's not going to let anybody get into Will's....wallet before he does.

And Rihanna's got a long way to go before she can compete with Karrine. But I see a winner-take-all Whore-Off in the future.

While reaching for that wallet, I bet he moves just a bit closer to center. Kwim?

I will be watching from the plexiglass HazMat skybox. The neon colored liquids flying will not be gatorade. I suggest Tetanus shots before entering the alley...arena.