Entertainment Lawyer 12/21/07

[Honey]

#1 There was a slight fire at the home of this B list television star's home the other night. Hit show by the way. Network. Married. Child(ren) Fire department was called out to the home which destroyed the Christmas tree and presents and half the living room furniture. Cause- Seems our star was freebasing and things got out of hand. Guess the cash he passed out to the firefighters who responded to keep things quiet wasn't quite enough, or you wouldn't be hearing about it.

#2 This one almost makes me want to jump up and down and scream. Unfortunately I am physically unable to do so. But on the inside. The inside it is happening. Married couple. A list celebrities, but B list in their chosen profession if you judge their recent results. Husband was kicked out. He cheated. If you saw who this was, you would be jumping up and down too. Unfortunately, he is probably going to be allowed back into the house because they can't stop appearing in public together. I can't believe he cheated. Crazy.

#3 I hate to put two move outs back to back. But, what can I say. The holidays are big for this type of thing. This one doesn't directly involve cheating although there has been some. It is more because of behavior. A list film/television/film couple. He will be allowed to visit on Christmas Eve and Christmas and that is it. If he can straighten out, she will take him back, but I don't think he wants to straighten out. Needs to, but doesn't want to.

#4 After catching an STD on his last tour, this male country singer of epic proportions now has a roadie interview each prospective one night stand to see if they have a STD because when he gave the STD to his wife after the last tour, she wasn't too happy.

[Sarzy]

I have no idea to any of those.. Although #2 seems like it should be obvious, married A list couple who cant stop appearing in public...

[MissDecember]

#2: Seal and Heidi? EL has a huge crush on Heidi, and would think Seal would be crazy to step out on her.

My first guess for #2 was Eva/Tony but isn't that a bit *too* obvious?

[Dixie Normos]

2. Jump up and down...like on a couch on Oprah up and down?
4. Garth (big man) Brooks? epic proportions, meaning land whale?

[Goose]

Originally Posted by MissDecember

#2: Seal and Heidi? EL has a huge crush on Heidi, and would think Seal would be crazy to step out on her.

My first guess for #2 was Eva/Tony but isn't that a bit *too* obvious?

Didn't Seal have a song called "Crazy"? Or am I mixing up artists?

[MissDecember]

Originally Posted by Goose

Didn't Seal have a song called "Crazy"? Or am I mixing up artists?

Yep.

[Sarzy]

Originally Posted by Dixie Normos

2. Jump up and down...like on a couch on Oprah up and down?

I thought of him, but then I thought who would be suprised that he's cheating? It would be more shocking if it was revealed that him and Katie had actually had sex!

[tkdgirl]

1. Not sure. Isiah Washington?
2. TomKat or the Afflecks
3. Is the guy in the closet??? Seems that way.
4. I SOOOO want it to be Tim McGraw!!!!

[RevellingInSane]

1. The whole fire thing made me think of Denis Leary, but his show is on FX. Then I thought of Chris Meloni.

2. Jumping up and down? Hmmm...crazy person who jumps up and down and screams... There are too many to choose from. lol

3.No idea.

4. Garth hasn't been on tour. Kenny Chesney isn't married anymore. Alan Jackson and Tim McGraw toured this year. I am going with Tim. Hope it is Tim!

[alyssa305]

#2 jlo and Skeletor?

[gingercake]

2. I don't get the feeling that Seal and Heidi "can't stop" appearing in public together. It sounds more like a super power couple with lots of stuff to promote, or joint biz projects or something.

3. Maybe this one is Afflecks. Ben has had a lot of issues in the past...gambling, drinking. Although....television? Unless you count her past jobs on Felicity and Alias, and his Project Greenlight...they aren't really doing TV now.

[cherrychip]

Originally Posted by Honey

#2 This one almost makes me want to jump up and down and scream. Unfortunately I am physically unable to do so. But on the inside. The inside it is happening. Married couple. A list celebrities, but B list in their chosen profession if you judge their recent results. Husband was kicked out. He cheated. If you saw who this was, you would be jumping up and down too. Unfortunately, he is probably going to be allowed back into the house because they can't stop appearing in public together. I can't believe he cheated. Crazy.

#3 I hate to put two move outs back to back. But, what can I say. The holidays are big for this type of thing. This one doesn't directly involve cheating although there has been some. It is more because of behavior. A list film/television/film couple. He will be allowed to visit on Christmas Eve and Christmas and that is it. If he can straighten out, she will take him back, but I don't think he wants to straighten out. Needs to, but doesn't want to.

2. The Heidi and Seal guess got me thinking. "Project Runway" is on Bravo, which has the catchphrase "Watch what happens." And of course, there's judging and results on that show.

3. Could this item refer to someone who has (or already had) 2 movies releasing back-to-back?

4. I like how the prospective one night stands aren't specified as male or female. Both Garth and Tim are good guesses! If it's Tim, no wonder Faith gets pissy when ladies want to grope him!

[Toronto Girl]

On EL's board, they're guessing Dr. Phil for #2. His wife is on his show every day... and EL's curious phrasing, "they can't stop appearing.." Key word is "can't".

[sparkly]

2. Tomkat
3.Toma Hanks and Rita Wilson
4. Garth Brooks? Faith Hill is always up Tim's ass, with them touring together. I don't think he'd have time to cheat.

[sprynkles]

#2 Courtney and David? I think "scream" was a clue.