Lainey Blind Item 12/17/07

[judejack]

Trailer Visits

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?

They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.

Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!

Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?

Trailer Visits

Will Smith is the only mega star coming to mind for me right now. He had the following book written about him as well, Will Smith: From Rap Star to Mega Star by Maggie Marron.

[txgirl]

A post from today about Will Smith:

This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.

[mrs.v]

Well,at least he has that bidet to keep it fresh.

[feedthepilot]

Aw sweet jebus. This. Pains. Me. Too. Say. It...

The "savvy" at the end of the blind made me think IMMEDIATELY of my dear pirate Johnny Depp.

Not Johnny Depp. Please Lord, no!

I'll jump off the roof first...

[feedthepilot]

Wait... he's not actually married, right?

Please?!?!

[mrs.v]

Nope,and bite your tongue miss!

[Sweetie]

No, Johnny isn't married.

[judejack]

Lainey says savvy all the time. It doesn't mean anything.

[feedthepilot]

Originally Posted by judejack

Lainey says savvy all the time. It doesn't mean anything.

Thanks judejack and thank God!

Okay, I can get back to work...

[tkdgirl]

I dunno. Several kids means more than two to me. If it weren't for the married part of the BI, I'd say Brad Pitt hands down. BUT... its Tom Cruise. I'd believe it is him before Will Smith.

[RevellingInSane]

For some reason, I took the next big hit remark as sarcastic and thought about Tom Cruise and the movies he has coming out.

[yummyboo]

i think it's will smith. will has three children: 2 w/jada and 1 (named tre b/c he's a third) from a previous marriage. also, will's movies in the last few years have all been hits (financially, if not also critically)...tom's last few movies, on the other hand, have tanked or had modest success for such a HUGE star (especially since eyes wide shut. and some are saying that this movie he is working on about the nazi who tried to kill hitler will tank, too).

two things, for me, point to will smith. the first is the "the next hit". we all know will owned this weekend's box office. and the second clue is the trailer. i can't tell you how many access hollywood, et, extra, etc. stories i've seen showing/talking about will smith's TRICKED out trailers (with a push of a button the trailers expand to two story spaces w/ a recording studio and everything).

EDIT: another thing i just thought of was this quote from lainey:
"All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”

I thought it was weird that lainey used the word fresh (why not 'lean and handsome" or "lean and sexy...but fresh, it was odd to me). but it makes sense because will was know as the "Fresh Prince" and was a rapper making music videos before he was a box office crusher/contender.

[greysfang]

Its not Will, he's not filming anything at the moment. Actually all he is doing at the moment is traveling to promote his current hit.

[memebot]

Mel Gibson has SEVERAL kids and is mega successful. He is a religious freak but that doesn't seem to keep him from being a raging alcoholic. He seems to be a woman-hater, so he's probably anti-gay too, not sure if that excludes him from this blind or makes him more suspicious!

[Lily]

It's not Johnny Depp. I would fall over dead if it were. He's not technically married, and he has two kids. As pretty as he is, I get absolutely no gay vibe from him. Also, I love him.