Entertainment Lawyer 12/14/07

[mrs.v]

#1 This divorced A list rock star God and father, takes his invincibility to a whole other level when he is self medicating. When he does, his guns come out and his clothes come off. Recently he and his "doctor" were naked except for machine guns and night vision glasses when the police found them. Neighbors in his LA community had called police to report machine gun fire and loud screaming and yelling. When the cops showed up they found our rock star and his "doctor" in the above stated positions. Sure they had been firing away, and should have gone to jail. Instead the police asked about the guns and asked for autographs.

#2 This lead singer from one of the greatest bands of all time has always been known as a ladies man. He was, but no longer. Now he much prefers the company of men. As in, never goes out with women anymore despite what he publicly professes.

#3 B list film actor in top 15 film each of the past two years is starting to get a little crazy. Seems his drug habit is getting out of hand. Not in the amount of money he spends, but what happens when he gets wasted. After three hellacious nights of partying, a friend of our actor came over to the actor's house and saw that the actor had taken $20 bills and made wallpaper out of them. There were over $25,000 in $20 bills glued to the wall of one of the bedrooms. Glued as in never usable.

#4 This Idol star is in negotiations with an adult magazine to shed her good girl image and to reveal all in an upcoming pictorial. Right now there is a $2M offer sitting on the table.

[Raspberry gashes]

#3 is hilarious.

[happy8]

^ I agree

#4 Kellie Pickler or Carrie Underwood

[IheartParis]

#1 is Tommy Lee?

[sparkly]

1. Steven Tyler or Tommy Lee?
2. Mick Jagger?
3. I have no clue
4. kellie pickler?

[Raspberry gashes]

What does it mean by top 15 film each of the past two years? This is hard.

[LynnieD]

All of these are hilarious. No idea, but I like where you are all going here.

[Raspberry gashes]

#1 is truly an example of why you don't take drugs.

[GKing]

This is just the kind of mindless work I'm up for right now. Not sure if he means 06/07 as past two years or 05/06, but here are the top 15 grossing films of 06/07:

2006:
Pirates of Caribbean 2
Night at the Museum
Cars
X3
The Da Vinci Code
Superman Returns
Happy Feet
Ice Age 2
Casino Royale
Pursuit of Happyness
Over the Hedge
Talladega Nights
Click
Mission Impossible 3
The Departed


2007:
Spider-Man 3
Shrek the Third
Transformers
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Bourne Ultimatum
300
Ratatouille
The Simpsons Movie
Wild Hogs
Knocked Up
Rush Hour 3
Live Free or Die Hard
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
American Gangster

[feedthepilot]

#1 - I'm going Tommy Lee and Dr. Feelgood (as the doctor reference), wasn't that the Crue?

#2 - I like Jagger. I'd like to say McCartney, but I think it's Jagger...

#3 - I'm so going w/Owen Wilson. And, as I'm reading it as past few years could be '05 and '06 then we have Cars and Wedding Singer...

#4 - gotta be Pickler or McPhee. I want to say McPhee as she seems to have more of the urge to be big (and she aint)

[karistiona]

1 is so funny, i'm going with Tommy Lee

2 - It's gotta be Jagger, right?

3 - not sure but that's damn funny!

4 - I'd say McPhee...i'd love it if it were kelly clarkson or something hehe.

[tkdgirl]

1. Tommy
2. Jagger
3. Matthew or Owen
4. Not sure.

[Jupiter Jones]

#4. fantasia barrino

[Calimoonchild]

Oh man, I can so see Owen WIlson making wallpaper out of $20 bills. Thats so funny / sad.

[gossipbebeh]

1) Tommy Lee
2) David Lee Roth seems to be like he could go the other way now
3) Owen
4) McPhee definitely has the good girl image but not making much money.