Lainey Blind Item 12/03/07

**felix** · December 3rd, 2007, 01:47 PM

Condom-free Sleaze

Here’s a riddle for all riddles…took several weeks to research and confirm because the level of atrocity is just so unspeakable.

A legendary philanderer, now that he’s allowed, managed to talk some random twat into sleeping with him…repeatedly. She of course is an aspiring celebrity, like so many young 20 somethings running around these days, obsessed with The Hills, believing they can be the next Lauren Conrard, dreaming of finally “moving to LA” and then when getting there, hooking up with any actor that can get them papped while leaving a club.

Why are some girls so dumb?

So dumb they get talked into sex without a condom, so dumb they get knocked up? When he found out, of course he promised he’d make it official…he’d legitimise her as his girlfriend but she had to, as you would expect, get rid of the bump. A nice cheque and a bauble, along with several thousand dollars worth of merchandise from Fred Segal came along with the promise.

Naturally she believes him. And she gets it done. And now he won’t return her calls preferring instead to set up a few photo opps depicting him the perfect single man. Her friends, seeing a cash opportunity, are imploring her to run to the tabs. Only she’s in love and is afraid to ruin her chances.

So all she does is keep calling. Only to be met with radio silence on the other end.

Pray Xenu she finally starts singing the jilted blues all the way to the National Enquirer. It’s about time this sleaze loses what’s left of a dwindling fanbase.

**cmmdee** · December 3rd, 2007, 01:53 PM

Ooh! This is a good one! Wasn't there a blind item in here by another blogger that most people suspected was Warren Beatty?

**missbazilb** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:00 PM

I have no idea who it is, but she mentions Xenu, so one of them could be Scientologists.

**Flames Fan** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:00 PM

Ryan Phillipe?

the part that caught my eye was "now that he's allowed" and he & reese are officially divorced now, i think...

**louiswinthorpe111** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:04 PM

Yeah, Warren and Annette are still married, so it can't be him.

have no other guesses, tho.

**cmmdee** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:11 PM

Jason Lee is a Scientologist who named his kid Pilot Inspektor.

She mentions "radio silence." I wonder if that is a clue.

**Trixy Doodle** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:32 PM

I'm pretty sure it's Ryan - in any of her articles she refers to him as a philanderer, and in one she calls him a legendary philanderer.

He has also been trumpeting his feelings on his divorce, how broken he was after....picture of the perfect single man??

**Sunrider** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:39 PM

Ryan would make sense but the Xenu-reference confuses me..

**cmmdee** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:46 PM

Lainey has a tendency to write Xenu into almost every column so I wonder if it's a clue at all. I like the Ryan guess.
Ethan Hawke also cheated on Uma.

**RevellingInSane** · December 3rd, 2007, 02:50 PM

I am going with Heath Ledger on this one. Riddle made me think of riddler, which made me think of Batman.

Heath is now single and has been in photos surrounded by women.

**Sunrider** · December 3rd, 2007, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

I am going with Heath Ledger on this one. Riddle made me think of riddler, which made me think of Batman.

Heath is now single and has been in photos surrounded by women.

He would also fit the clues.

**ahtaste777** · December 3rd, 2007, 03:41 PM

I love the Heath guess, but the Scientology thing is throwing me off.
Clues -

Sounds recently single
Legendary philanderer
Actor
Fred Segal seems important
Lots of photos of him recently being single
Radio silence
Dwindling fanbase

I did think the "bauble" mention - thought it might be Michael Buble, but he's not an actor. Argh I want to know!

**Sunrider** · December 3rd, 2007, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by ahtaste777

I love the Heath guess, but the Scientology thing is throwing me off.
Clues -

Sounds recently single
Legendary philanderer
Actor
Fred Segal seems important
Lots of photos of him recently being single
Radio silence
Dwindling fanbase

I did think the "bauble" mention - thought it might be Michael Buble, but he's not an actor. Argh I want to know!

I don't know about Ryan actually. It's not my impression he getting lots of press that shows him as the perfect single man. In fact I think he looks like a mess - not very attractive.

Heath however did play Casanova - a legendary philanderer..