Entertainment Lawyer 11/19/07

mrs.v · November 19th, 2007, 08:18 PM

This B list film actress and her rocker boyfriend have been on and off and on and off. Rumor had it that he broke up with her because he thought she was an annoying twit. As real as that impression may be, it seems that he gave our little actress the gift that keeps on giving. You know that gift that only seems to get better with Valtrex. I heard that she freaked the fuck out. Like freaking out as in I actually typed out fuck. Freaking out as in homicidal rage freaking out. Freaking out as in she checked into a "rest home" for a few days. After concluding that her life was not going to end, she checked out, but you REALLY don't want to mention his name in front of her, and if any woman reading this has ever wanted a lesson on how to get vengeance, you need to get in touch with our actress. It's not Lorena Bobbitt vengeance, but it is really close.

Jupiter Jones · November 19th, 2007, 08:31 PM

Denise Richards and Ritchie Sambora?

Edit: On second thought, I don't think so.

LynnieD · November 19th, 2007, 08:38 PM

I had someone in my head and now I cannot remember....

Who's on off, on off???

Mira · November 19th, 2007, 08:41 PM

Are Jessica Biel and JT off/on, and if so, off at the moment?

LynnieD · November 19th, 2007, 08:43 PM

^^Is he a 'rocker' though??

Dammit....I had a thought on this and seriously cannot remember. DAMMIT!

Mira · November 19th, 2007, 08:44 PM

Well Alicia Silverstone got married to her rocker, so I don't think it's her.

cherrychip · November 19th, 2007, 08:49 PM

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer?

Jupiter Jones · November 19th, 2007, 09:03 PM

Misha Barton and Cisco Adler

Mira · November 19th, 2007, 09:07 PM

About a year ago she was seen freaking out during one of their breakups. Good guess.

Sialia · November 19th, 2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jupiter Jones

Misha Barton and Cisco Adler

That's such a great guess, except that she's more a TV actress rather than film. Otherwise I would totally say it's her. She seems like she might be enough of "an annoying twit" to have a rocker boyfriend dump her

nancydrew · November 19th, 2007, 09:45 PM

Is Renee Zellwger considered B list? She dated Jack White. I dont know about them being off and on though. What about Kristen Dunst, would she be B list? Is she still with the Razorlight dude? Then theres Sienna Miller who was dating Jamie Burke who could be considered a "rocker"....

mrs.v · November 20th, 2007, 07:49 AM

Could be Kiki!

Jupiter Jones · November 20th, 2007, 08:48 AM

According to Perez-Hilton, Justin and Jessica were together again in Austraila from Friday until now. It's seems unlikely it's them, considering the revenge part.

nwgirl · November 20th, 2007, 12:57 PM

What rocker was Mandy Moore with recently?

I wouldn't say it was Jessica just for the fact that the only revenge I can see her being smart enough to enact is letting her dog shit on someone's floor or something. She doesn't seem capable of anything much beyond wailing or screeching in a really high pitched voice or something.

Dixie Normos · November 20th, 2007, 01:37 PM

I'd freak out too...then figure out a way to make sure that EVERYONE found out about him and his disease so that he NEVER got laid again...not even by prozzies.