Entertainment Lawyer 10/26/07

[mrs.v]

Four For Friday

#1 This dancer/celebutante who had a certain amount of fame from her dalliance (I always wanted to use that word)with one boyfriend but was primarily passed around from boy bander to boy bander is now making her living as an escort, and not a very expensive one at that.

#2 In what would be the scariest hookup of modern times either gay or straight, the rumors are swirling that this stylist to the stars has hooked up twice in the past week with this equally outrageous decorator to the stars.

#3 This currently single A list film actor was making frantic calls all around town yesterday because when he returned home after being evacuated, he noticed that his DVD collection was gone. Not that big of a deal except that some of the DVD's were made at home, and made when the actor was naked, and made while having sex with men and women, often at the same time. It's not a secret he has the films and so he was calling around to see if someone was playing a joke on him, or if they are going to end up on the internet next week. I'm told that he enjoys touching himself on film also, while singing the theme song from a film he was in. It takes all kinds to make the world.

#4 This rocker married couple could be headed to the lawyers after a screaming match at a store included the words, "why do you always hit me? I'm tired of you beating on me all the time, and one of these times I am going to hit you back." The interesting thing here is that it was the guy who said the words.



#1 that chick on dancing with the stars ? she dated mario lopez &timberlake?
#2 Ken Paves& Bobby Trendy
#3 Still thinking
#4 Avril& sum 41 hubby

[DitaPage*]

I agree with Avril for the last one; her husband looks weak too. I don't know how he doesn't slap that bitch.

#3- no idea, but sounds funny, especially the last bit.

[RevellingInSane]

1. ?
2. Paves and Trendy ewwww
3. I thought of Tom Cruise and the song from Risky Business
4. Avril

[DitaPage*]

Why would the actor have been evacuated?

[RevellingInSane]

^^California fires

[Mira]

#3 Leonardo DiCaprio, though I hate to say it.

[DitaPage*]

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

^^California fires

Oh yeah, thanks.
So looks like he lives in CA then.

Originally Posted by Mira

#3 Leonardo DiCaprio, though I hate to say it.

Haha, do you think he sings 'My Heart Will Go On?'

[Mira]

All kinds of images come to mind, unfortunately!

[DitaPage*]

[Pilaf]

#1 Jenna Dewan or Willa Ford?

[tkdgirl]

The biggest A list film actor I could find who has been evaced is Mel Gibson. Other than that, Kelsey Grammar, but I don't think he's A list. So for #3, I'm going with....


Mel Gibson. He's pretty fucked up.

WAIT! The other big A list name is Sean Penn. There have been a lot of BIs lately about him, so I'm changing my vote to Penn. Mel has kids at home so as much of a freak he is, I don't think such videos would be out for all to see.

[Mira]

But here's the thing: Sean Penn lives in Ross, in Marin County. Unless they also have a home in SoCal. Mel has a home in Malibu, that's well-known. Leo as far as I know doesn't have a home in Malibu but may have one in one of the other evacuation locations.

[tkdgirl]

Well Sean was listed as a celeb who was evacuated, so I'm assuming he has a home in the affected area.

Mel or Sean. Either way, its fucked up.

[Mira]

hhmmmm, yes indeed.

[mrs.v]

The last line for #3 it takes all kinds to make the world are lyrics from roger miller.
Some of his songs have been featured in talledaga nights,brokeback,...still digging.
I was going to throw Jamie Foxx out there,but now...