I haven't got a clue either but how about George Clooney?
Where To Put It
Where To Put It
Warning – this is dirty and crass and, for some, not very appetising. So if you are the prudish type, prone to huffing and puffing your sanctimony through your nose…stop reading now. Otherwise, save your indignant emails. You’ve been cautioned.
He is hot and hirsute and horny, has had a varied career spanning television and big budget Hollywood productions but has preferred of late to stick with indie fare. Currently single and while there may be many reasons why – his romantic requests regarding the finger could have something to do with it.
A while back he was seeing a girl, a waitress, of course, not terribly serious but they were booty calling regularly to her delight until he became rather “obsessed” – a direct quote – with where he wanted her to put her finger.
Turns out he enjoys being stimulated in that dark orifice and eventually, although she takes great pleasure in starf&cking, using her digits so creatively became too much for even her to bear. And so she broke things off…which is why he prefers to pay for it now since he knows his particular predilection skews to the kinky side.
I know it’s not ladylike to talk of such things but my gays say it really is the most stimulating thing ever. Yet another reason why homos are that much more evolved.
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I have NO idea who this is but I really want to know!!!
I haven't got a clue either but how about George Clooney?
Who ordered a naked Swede?? MEEEEE!!
laurenshelton2 thinks I'm worse than Claymates.
This is a hot, hairy guy (I looked up hirsute), that likes waitresses (Lainey says a waitress, of course).
The only guy I can think of that likes waitresses is Ryan Phillipe, but he's not hairy. But he's hot.
hir·sute![]()
(hûr'sōōt', hîr'-, hər-sōōt') Pronunciation Key
adj.But he's Hot! Hmmm...and waitresses,of course?
- Covered with hair; hairy.
- Botany Covered with stiff or coarse hairs.
Got to do some digging...![]()
It could also be Ryan Gosling.
Who ordered a naked Swede?? MEEEEE!!
laurenshelton2 thinks I'm worse than Claymates.
If some jerk like this guy expected me to do that, I'd insist on being paid, or at least spoiled. More likely, simply paid since the guy is so self-absorbed. Like, what was SHE getting out of it?
Selfish idiot.![]()
Steve Guttenburg suddenly re-emerged into the media this week saying he's looking for a new girlfriend.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I'm going with George.
Clooney all the way, which is why his girlfriends only last so long.
^He's not single though.
ryan gosling-didnt he just grow a beard for a role that he was rejected for and announce hed broken up with rachel mcadams?
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that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM
I personally don't think he's hot, but how about Benicio del Toro?
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