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Old October 24th, 2007, 01:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Warning – this is dirty and crass and, for some, not very appetising. So if you are the prudish type, prone to huffing and puffing your sanctimony through your nose…stop reading now. Otherwise, save your indignant emails. You’ve been cautioned.

He is hot and hirsute and horny, has had a varied career spanning television and big budget Hollywood productions but has preferred of late to stick with indie fare. Currently single and while there may be many reasons why – his romantic requests regarding the finger could have something to do with it.

A while back he was seeing a girl, a waitress, of course, not terribly serious but they were booty calling regularly to her delight until he became rather “obsessed” – a direct quote – with where he wanted her to put her finger.

Turns out he enjoys being stimulated in that dark orifice and eventually, although she takes great pleasure in starf&cking, using her digits so creatively became too much for even her to bear. And so she broke things off…which is why he prefers to pay for it now since he knows his particular predilection skews to the kinky side.

I know it’s not ladylike to talk of such things but my gays say it really is the most stimulating thing ever. Yet another reason why homos are that much more evolved.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I haven't got a clue either but how about George Clooney?
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Old October 24th, 2007, 01:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This is a hot, hairy guy (I looked up hirsute), that likes waitresses (Lainey says a waitress, of course).

The only guy I can think of that likes waitresses is Ryan Phillipe, but he's not hairy. But he's hot.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 01:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hir·sute (hûr'sōōt', hîr'-, hər-sōōt') Pronunciation Key
adj.
  1. Covered with hair; hairy.
  2. Botany Covered with stiff or coarse hairs.
But he's Hot! Hmmm...and waitresses,of course?
Got to do some digging...
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Old October 24th, 2007, 01:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It could also be Ryan Gosling.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 02:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If some jerk like this guy expected me to do that, I'd insist on being paid, or at least spoiled. More likely, simply paid since the guy is so self-absorbed. Like, what was SHE getting out of it?

Selfish idiot.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 02:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Steve Guttenburg suddenly re-emerged into the media this week saying he's looking for a new girlfriend.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 03:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm going with George.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 03:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Clooney all the way, which is why his girlfriends only last so long.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 03:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Robin Williams is famously hairy.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 03:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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^He's not single though.
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Old October 24th, 2007, 04:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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^He's not single though.
Or hot
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Old October 24th, 2007, 04:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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ryan gosling-didnt he just grow a beard for a role that he was rejected for and announce hed broken up with rachel mcadams?
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Old October 24th, 2007, 04:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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If some jerk like this guy expected me to do that, I'd insist on being paid, or at least spoiled. More likely, simply paid since the guy is so self-absorbed. Like, what was SHE getting out of it?

Selfish idiot.
Um, the satisfaction that comes from making your SO happy? Personally, I don't think it's such a big deal. How is it that most women will readily shart out a watermelon sized human, but balk at spiders and backdoor play? *shrugs*
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Old October 24th, 2007, 06:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I personally don't think he's hot, but how about Benicio del Toro?
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