Panache Report 10/24/07

[mrs.v]

NOT A GOOD MAN:
Despite the rumors, this black female celebrity continues to tell anyone who will listen, "I lucked up, I have a really good man."
Her good man, who is also famous, has become a cheap hooker 'trick.' On the sly, he seems to be attracted to raunchiness. The working girls say, he also has a serious foot fetish and likes to hear them talk dirty.
His famous wife stood by him during a paternity claim by another woman, the outcome is unknown. She also stood by him when women were making sexual harassment allegations against him.
Recently, he was sweating bullets, because his name almost appeared in a tell-all but was edited out at the last minute because his appeal isn't universal. His wife would have known all his dirty little secrets if he would've made the final cut.
On the surface, this man appears happily married but he has become bored with his marriage and is constantly on the hunt for a full-time mistress.

[tkdgirl]

Not really sure now.

[AveDementia]

I don't know about the people, but my guess is the tell-all is by that chick "Superhead". Didn't she just put out a second tell-all book on her sex life?

[happy8]

Hmm, Chris Rock just had a paternity claim but the child was not his. I hope this isn't him. I like him.

[SweetPea]

His famous wife stood by him during a paternity claim by another woman, the outcome is unknown. She also stood by him when women were making sexual harassment allegations against him.

So this guy was in lots of hot water. I thought of Bill Cosby but his wife isn't famous.

[Natalie]

Holly Robinson Peete

just because.

[Mira]

I don't think it's Holly, though I guess it could be. And probably not Chris Rock because his wife isn't famous. The clues don't fit Will Smith, though they did at the beginning of the item. This should be easy - how many black superstar couples are there where the guy had a paternity suit?

[tkdgirl]

What about Taye Diggs? Isn't his wife, though white, an actress?

[Mira]

But again, she's not famous.

[RevellingInSane]

The only ones I could think of were Omar Epps and Keisha Spivey, a member of the girl group Total or Duane Martin and Tisha Campbell Martin.

[Mira]

How about Angela Bassett and Courtney B. Vance?

[Natalie]

Originally Posted by Mira

How about Angela Bassett and Courtney B. Vance?

boing! we may have a winner!

[kingcap72]

I'll say Mary J. Blige and her husband Martin Kendu Isaacs. He's a record executive and now her manager. And she's always crediting him with helping her to get off drugs.

[Mira]

This is actually a very boring, stupid, completely unworthy blind. I mean, come on. Like this guy is the only guy who visits sex workers and likes to hear dirty talk.