Ted C.Blind Item 10/19/07

mrs.v · October 19th, 2007, 02:18 PM

Sha-Sha Shimmy is one of the most beautiful babes in Hollywood. She’s also simply a doll. Hey, she’s not only a primo g-f to all her girlfriends (a rarity in this man-stealing, amiga-backstabbing enclave), but she, like, eats! Who knew?

And guess what? SSS looks divine, full of luscious curves that buttloads of hungry guys 'n’ gals live to drool (and more) over. Sha-Sha can even act, too, come to think of it, but that’s, uh, not really her forte. However, Ms. Shimmy is damn serious about getting her less paparazzied career more on the roll, which is why she decided to slim down a bit for a part (heaven knows women over 62.5 pounds don’t get hired for nada in this two-by-four town).

So, triple S did what a lotta ladies tryin’ to lose the pounds do: No, not barf or drug, thank heavens, but she took some laxatives, which didn’t seem to work. So, she took some more. Went to sleep, forgot about it.

Next ayem, Sha-Sha remembered she needed to run some errands at the local shopping mall, which she sped off to in her smart wheels. And there she was, near Beverly Hills, comparing pillows and baskets, when—suddenly—S.S. realized she better get to a can—and fast! But, SSS hates pooping in public loos, so she sped out of the parking lot and, being impatient as she was, hit the car in front of her.

A very unhappy, very large woman got out and screamed at the top of her triple-chin curdling shrill for Sha-Sha to get out of her car—now. Sha-Sha declined, which enraged the bashed driver even more.

Finally, Shimmy was so vocally attacked by this brittle broad that she reluctantly got outta her spiffy job and—of course—let loose all over her skintight (SSS wears nothing else) jumpsuit, all the loosened stools those laxatives were so late in jimmying leaking everywhere inside, and through, her chic outfit.

Oh, and—you guessed it—the jumpsuit was the most beautiful shade of...snow white. At least, it used to be.

Ok,so she can act,but she's known for something else.
Has g-friends,&she wears tight clothes.hmmmm....

Bellatheball · October 19th, 2007, 02:20 PM

Pam? But she's not a great actress and she loves the paps.

I'm stumped.

Greys???

greysfang · October 19th, 2007, 02:34 PM

Only Katherine Heigl is coming to mind at the moment, but I don't have that gut feeling of "damn, I'm right."

Mel1973 · October 19th, 2007, 02:34 PM

Can Kim Kardashian act??

happy8 · October 19th, 2007, 02:38 PM

Pam lacks luscious curves and in my opinion she is not one of the most beautiful in Hollywood.

I don't think KK can act either except to "act like she's a celebrity"

I think it's America Ferrerra - although not sure she wears tight clothes all the time. She can act, is beautiful, curvacious and not a lot of paps follow her. Just a guess... I hope she isn't caving into the pressure. bummer

It's definately someone who drives a fancy or hybrid car. The car is mentioned several times.

KrisNine · October 19th, 2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mel1973

Can Kim Kardashian act??

I think this may be it. He's seems like he's halfway joking about the acting. And Kim did "act" in her own movie.

texlux · October 19th, 2007, 02:43 PM

"Sha-Sha can even act, too, come to think of it, but that’s, uh, not really her forte."

This makes me think that she is also something else BESIDES an actress, but has acted before and is trying to get more parts now.

LynnieD · October 19th, 2007, 02:51 PM

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to remember 'and it ain't' women!!!!!

Hello???

Bellatheball · October 19th, 2007, 02:51 PM

^ Oh good pick up. I don't think Kim is the best looking woman in HW though.

LynnieD · October 19th, 2007, 02:54 PM

Well the people that Ted lists in the 'and it ain't folks can sometimes be a clue......

Besides, maybe one of the women he rules out is Kim K....

happy8 · October 19th, 2007, 02:56 PM

Ok... AND IT AIN'T : Queen Latifah, Tyra Banks or Nicolette Sheridan.

LynnieD · October 19th, 2007, 02:57 PM

THANK YOU Happy8!

mrs.v · October 19th, 2007, 03:03 PM

Sorry,pasted too fast

LynnieD · October 19th, 2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs.v

Sorry,pasted too fast

I was just busting chops! I never get these damn things anyway! So I need all the help I can get. And maybe I get a little too crazy about them....maybe.

RevellingInSane · October 19th, 2007, 03:07 PM

Beyonce. Girlfriends and had a song named Girl-Destiny's Child. She has a doll out. Sha Sha Shim-my Bey-on-ce Knowles. Known for her singing, although she has acted: Pink Panther, Austin Powers, Dreamgirls. Buttloads-Bootylicious.