Lainey Blind Item 10/17/07

moser · October 17th, 2007, 05:37 PM

Secrets from the BFF

Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for.

Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the BFF is treated alternately as servant and confidante. So since the BFF can be as catty as they come, secrets are starting seep, shedding light on several mysteries, including weight, children, and heartbreak, all pointing to one cause.

Male hormones???

According to the BFF, she took male hormones as a way to stay thin. As a result, she miscarried at least once, which is what resulted in the big break – she lost love because she was obsessed with being skinny…so says the BFF. The BFF also confirms that she has since stopped, which is why her body is back to lovely.

Still…her reputation, or her looks for that matter, won’t be lovely for long if BFF keeps yapping. In many ways, in one very critical way, she needs her buddy more than her buddy needs her.

Secrets from the BFF

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Jennifer Aniston/Courtney Cox
Nicole Kidman/Naomi Watts
Would also guess Kate Bosworth, but 1) the miscarriage part would be unlikely and 2) don't know who the BFF would be.

hotncmom · October 17th, 2007, 06:16 PM

Jennifer Aniston? But does she hava an attitude problem?

Oh, and it sounds like the BFF is the hairstylist...sitting in the chair and receiving therapy and getting pretty. And treating her alternately like a servant and a friend. Sounds like a stylist.

dolem · October 17th, 2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by hotncmom

Jennifer Aniston? But does she hava an attitude problem?

Oh, and it sounds like the BFF is the hairstylist...sitting in the chair and receiving therapy and getting pretty. And treating her alternately like a servant and a friend. Sounds like a stylist.

If that's the case I'd guess Jessica Simpson. Remember how skinny she was when she was filing Dukes of Hazzard??

SweetPea · October 17th, 2007, 07:08 PM

Yup, I think it's Jessica Simpson & her BFF Hairstylist Ken Paves.

in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time

RevellingInSane · October 17th, 2007, 08:22 PM

BFF's chair she sat? This is Jessica and Ken Paves.

southernbelle · October 17th, 2007, 08:30 PM

Obviously Jessica and Ken. That could also explain her masculine appearance.

OCK · October 17th, 2007, 09:22 PM

Michelle Williams? Lainey always seems to comment on her having a crappy attitude and she has been pretty skinny and just got out of a relationship. Don't know who the best friend is though.

blissfullyunaware · October 17th, 2007, 09:53 PM

I think you guys are right.Jessica Simpson & Ken Paves

Sunrider · October 18th, 2007, 05:44 AM

I thought BFF meant best female friend - wouldn't that rule out Ken Paves?

hotncmom · October 18th, 2007, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dolem

If that's the case I'd guess Jessica Simpson. Remember how skinny she was when she was filing Dukes of Hazzard??

I thought they separated cause Jess was banging Johnny Knoxville? Maybe when she had a miscarriage Nick knew she had been cheating because he hadn't slept with her in a while?

Merlot-N-Bali · October 18th, 2007, 06:29 AM

Jessica Simpson

eveharrington · October 18th, 2007, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by hotncmom

Jennifer Aniston? But does she hava an attitude problem?

Oh, and it sounds like the BFF is the hairstylist...sitting in the chair and receiving therapy and getting pretty. And treating her alternately like a servant and a friend. Sounds like a stylist.

I actually think this is Jennifer Aniston and her hairdresser Chris McMillan. She was with him all the time after the breakup with Brad and he has always been known to be one of her best friends/confidants. Also, the repeated reference to "friends"...and, yes, she has been known to have serious attitude/issues.

cmmdee · October 18th, 2007, 07:48 AM

"she lost love because she was obsessed with being skinny"

That sentence alone makes me think it is not Aniston. Because we all know how thin Jolie is and Brad's balls are being worn around her neck. And he likes it.

The Jessica Simpson theory makes sense since Lainey is forever calling her a tranny, saying she looks 'mannish' and always pointing out her "lineback" shoulders. But I have no idea why Jess would need Ken in her life. He does more damage (to her hair & fashion choices) than help...

I have no clue who this is, darnit!

felix · October 18th, 2007, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sunrider

I thought BFF meant best female friend - wouldn't that rule out Ken Paves?

I always thought BFF meant Best Friend Forever.

hotncmom · October 18th, 2007, 08:22 AM

But has Lainey ever called Jessica "lovely"? She says things like the tranny is under wraps or that she is fit.

Lainey has recently written about how JA has filled out from her ultra-skinny days and called her lovely.

And I would think a miscarriage would be a big deal to Brad, who has always wanted kids.