Legend of the tales - orgy porgy-

[browneyedgirly]

Many of you love him. Indeed, there was a time when I did too. And I think my best friend Erin probably covets him as well but, being a great mother and wife, her infatuations are really quite harmless compared to the sadistic fantastical exploits running through my mind. Don't let her tell you different.
There is certainly a hint of dark sexual deviation about him. And his unabashed lack of inhibition would suggest a tendency to experiment with all kindsa crazy that would make most of us blush. One day not too long ago, he came home from work. Dinner was ready. His partner came to greet him and was pleasantly surprised that he wasn't alone. Two luscious females and a strapping young dude were standing at the door. A party of 5, if you will. (and no. it's not Matthew Fox or the other dude who played Bailey). Extra take out was quickly ordered. They all sat round the table to feast and before you know it, the wine took effect and the clothes started coming off and the food was passed around, only it was being passed around from mouth to mouth, and then from breast to mouth, and before long, we had a full on orgy on our hands. How do I know??? Well, the housekeeper found them in varying states of excess and undress the following morning.
Now…because of the salacious nature of this one, and due to the fact that I've got a crazy work week coming up, I'm sorry I can't answer all of your guesses directly. So I'm going to pull a Ted Casablanca and tell you who it isn't and hope that you can take it from there. And yes, there will be another clue coming later this week.
Don't bother with Colin Farrell or Owen Wilson or Bobby Brown or P Diddy or Jay Z.

This is from Lainey

Matthew McConaughey is my guess.

[SugarPunkFairy]

Usher? He seems pretty uninhibited, what with the whole 'Confessions' album.... and he seems like he'd be freaky too.

[Karina74]

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Many of you love him.

ok this may be reaching but i thought of Ray from Everybody Loves Raymond - only because of that line!!!! It seems like the only clue, though I don't know anything about him (is he married, etc).

[LynnieD]

No idea....need more info. She said that there will be another clue coming so must wait and see what that says. And probably still won't know.....

My first thought was Colin Farrell, but she says it isn't him.....mmmmm

[reptilian]

george clooney?

[beauty_lies8]

i need more info. this shit is a little off the wall. dont know if i believe it.

[Elvira]

Rats! I can't wait for the other clue.

[SammysMom]

Originally Posted by Karina74

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Many of you love him.

ok this may be reaching but i thought of Ray from Everybody Loves Raymond - only because of that line!!!! It seems like the only clue, though I don't know anything about him (is he married, etc).

Yeah he is married and thanks for that image of him being in an orgy. Its burned into my brain where I see it very clear when I close my eyes.

[stardust]

Originally Posted by browneyedgirly

This is from Lainey

Matthew McConaughey is my guess.

matthew mcconaughey is naughty enough, good guess.

[miss_perfect]

Originally Posted by reptilian

george clooney?

That's what I thought too, but I think the "orgy porgy" to refer to him is too obvious of a reference to anyone named George.

[browneyedgirly]

Originally Posted by miss_perfect

That's what I thought too, but I think the "orgy porgy" to refer to him is too obvious of a reference to anyone named George.

I'm sorry, I totally named it Orgy Porgy myself, couldn't think of what else to call it. On that note I was just looking at Lainey's site and it's titled:

Legendary tales - they are all true

Can I change the name of the thread?? I dont' know how if it's possible.
Could this be Brad Pitt??? Legends of the Fall?

[southernbelle]

Probably Brad Pitt... because notice how she refers to his "partner" and not girlfriend or wife... appropriate since he and Angelina continue to deny that they are romantically involved or refer to each other as "girlfriend/boyfriend". It also says that his partner was "pleasantly surprised" to find two women and another man waiting for them. Angelina has admitted to being attracted to women in the past, so it's not totally off the wall to think that she would enjoy an orgy with both men and women. I don't think any heterosexual partner would be too pleased to come home to the scene described here.

[SammysMom]

Good one guys!! Does make alot of sense.

[browneyedgirly]

Back to the orgiastic actor and his equally experimental partner. A couple of months after the aforementioned dinner party, he found himself in the company of a just divorced colleague who was looking to spice up her own life. Naturally, the legend invited her back to his place and as you would expect, when they arrived home, dinner was ready, the table was set, and his beautiful other half was ready to play. For some reason though, the girls ended up concentrating on each other only, leaving him to his own devices…and the digital recorder. Everything was captured on tape and, like the dog he is, he shared it with the buddies one night after a long evening of drinking.


Like I said before, I can't take guesses on this one. So you'll have to figure it out for yourself. But first, eliminate the following:

Lenny Kravitz

Bruce Willis

Charlie Sheen

Richard Gere

Keanu Reeves

[southernbelle]

still think it's Brad Pitt