Entertainment Lawyer 09/14/07

pusssykatt · September 14th, 2007, 02:48 PM

Crazy Days and Nights
#1 This female singer and her not quite as famous sister haven't spoken to each other in almost a month. Seems they have been feuding about their careers and the celebrity boyfriend of one of them. Their parents have tried to patch up the feud, and have resorted to trying to get both sisters at the same events by trickery, but they aren't having any of it. At this point the sisters can't stand each other.

#2 This celebutard (the male version of celebutante) with the prolific sperm has been trying to hide his relationship with this C/D list actress because her former boyfriend, a B list film star with A list name recognition has threatened to kick the crap out of the celebutard if he sees him with his ex. The c'tard acts tough but is scared out of his mind.

#3 This in production blockbuster film is in big trouble. Turns out the director and the lead actor (former A list and now B list) can't stand each other. At first they tried to get along for the sake of the project, but the director can't stand the know it all actor and the tension, arguments, and outright screaming matches have forced the rest of the cast to choose sides and made for a working environment that the worst many of them have ever seen. The production is way over budget and way behind schedule because of the arguments and childish games between the two, but it's too late to get rid of either of them.

#4 Coming out of a club Wednesday night, this married, A list television star on a hit network drama saw a bag of coke laying on the ground in the doorway. He asked any of his companions if they had dropped it, and when they said no, he just smiled and said, "it's mine now."

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greysfang · September 14th, 2007, 02:50 PM

#1 Duff sisters
#2 FedEx, don't know who the chick is.
#3 Vin Diesel and the french director filming Babylon A.D.
#4 All of them.

LynnieD · September 14th, 2007, 02:51 PM

1. The idiot Simpson sisters
2. K Fed
3. Don't know any Block busters in the making
4. Oh geez, theres like 20 to choose from

louiswinthorpe111 · September 14th, 2007, 02:53 PM

#1 Definately the Simpson sisters.

kingcap72 · September 14th, 2007, 02:54 PM

1) Beyonce and her equally annoying sister, Salami, uh..Solange
2) Kevin Federline
3)Tom Cruise?
4) Charlie Sheen?

LynnieD · September 14th, 2007, 02:56 PM

For some reason I am thinking Rob Lowe for #4. Don't ask me why. Married, A list TV, on a network drama...got all the fixings here.

greysfang · September 14th, 2007, 03:00 PM

I found one of the articles for my answer to #3. The fights between Vin and the director were so bad the director had a nervous breakdown.

Quote:

Babylon Brouhaha
Diesel pic behind schedule and over-budget.
by Stax

[IMG]April 23, 2007 - The Vin Diesel vehicle Babylon A.D. is "over-budget and three weeks behind schedule," according to the film's producer Alain Goldman. The problems reportedly stem from a "clash of egos" between Diesel and the film's director, Mathieu Kassovitz.

"They were shooting in Prague on sound stages, and were finally kicked out by the sequel to The Chronicles of Narnia. They shut down one time for two weeks because the director had a nervous breakdown," according to an unnamed source for the New York Post's Page Six. "Vin's manager has been to Prague three or four times trying to talk sense into him."

Diesel is said to have been repeatedly late to set and Kassovitz's temperamental nature has also been cited as a major issue. Goldman acknowledged to Page Six that Kassovitz "is not an easy director in terms of temper. Sometimes he has a lot on his shoulders. But it has been a tough schedule and a difficult movie because it involves a lot of action. And people who were saying this about Vin are making false statements."

Another delay was caused by a change of location to Sweden for a skiing sequence after a lack of snow in Eastern Europe. Diesel's reps refused comment to the Post, while Kassovitz's camp denied the report.

IGN: Babylon Brouhaha

tkdgirl · September 14th, 2007, 03:01 PM

1. The Simpsons
2. K-Fed
3. The Incredible Hulk
4. Rob Lowe

The Lidless Eye · September 14th, 2007, 03:21 PM

...but who's the actress banging K-fed??? C'mon, which idiot is that desperate? I must know!!!

IheartParis · September 14th, 2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Lidless Eye

...but who's the actress banging K-fed??? C'mon, which idiot is that desperate? I must know!!!

Shar Jackson. Wasn't she dating Quentin Tarantino?

Raspberry gashes · September 14th, 2007, 05:12 PM

A bag of coke lying on the floor, only in Hollywood.

nycgirly101 · September 14th, 2007, 05:43 PM

1. Ashlee Simpson (boyfriend is Pete Wentz) and Jessica
2. Fed Ex, Nicole Narain, Colin Farrell (check out the link that someone posted on crazydaysandnights)
Crabbie's Hollywood
3. I like grey's answer, Vin Diesel sounds right
4. Eric Dane or Rob Lowe

pusssykatt · September 15th, 2007, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycgirly101

1. Ashlee Simpson (boyfriend is Pete Wentz) and Jessica
2. Fed Ex, Nicole Narain, Colin Farrell (check out the link that someone posted on crazydaysandnights)
Crabbie's Hollywood
3. I like grey's answer, Vin Diesel sounds right
4. Eric Dane or Rob Lowe

As much as I love Vin Diesel (and I do love him) I don't think he's blockbuster movie material lately.

greysfang · September 15th, 2007, 09:31 AM

Well the blind DOES say "used to be A list, now B List". And Babylon AD is a "blockbuster" just from how big the budget is and the fact that's its an action flick.

SweetPea · September 16th, 2007, 06:25 PM

#1 This female singer and her not quite as famous sister haven't spoken to each other in almost a month. Seems they have been feuding about their careers and the celebrity boyfriend of one of them. Their parents have tried to patch up the feud, and have resorted to trying to get both sisters at the same events by trickery, but they aren't having any of it. At this point the sisters can't stand each other. Jessica Simpson or Hilary Duff

#2 This celebutard (the male version of celebutante) with the prolific sperm has been trying to hide his relationship with this C/D list actress because her former boyfriend, a B list film star with A list name recognition has threatened to kick the crap out of the celebutard if he sees him with his ex. The c'tard acts tough but is scared out of his mind. Kevin Federline?

#3 This in production blockbuster film is in big trouble. Turns out the director and the lead actor (former A list and now B list) can't stand each other. At first they tried to get along for the sake of the project, but the director can't stand the know it all actor and the tension, arguments, and outright screaming matches have forced the rest of the cast to choose sides and made for a working environment that the worst many of them have ever seen. The production is way over budget and way behind schedule because of the arguments and childish games between the two, but it's too late to get rid of either of them. Tom Cruise Hilter Movie

#4 Coming out of a club Wednesday night, this married, A list television star on a hit network drama saw a bag of coke laying on the ground in the doorway. He asked any of his companions if they had dropped it, and when they said no, he just smiled and said, "it's mine now." ?