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    Holy Moly!

    #1. On the set of 'Ordinary Decent Criminal', this actor was particularly (and openly) interested in a very young boy who was hanging around the set. This didn't go down too well with one of the electricians, who was the boy's father and had brought him into work during the school holidays. A heated exchange took place and a quiet word was had.
    The following day, the electrician turned up on set with his kid again, this time carrying an iron bar at all times. On any other set, he would've been fired on the spot for threatening the talent, but the actor's behaviour had creeped out the rest of the cast and crew so much that nobody said a word.


    #2. Which breakfast radio DJ considers himself too famous to buy his own drugs, so gets runners to buy cocaine for him which he refers to it as his 'medicine'?

    #3. Which fucking dreadful long-time enemy of Holy Moly! has made such a dick out of himself over the past two weeks that his job and reputation are about as tattered as his arsehole? At a recent press junket he ran over to Hilary Swank and threw his arm around her while a photographer jumped in front and took pictures. The hapless fool then explained to a very distressed Ms Swank that he was simply her biggest fan and wanted a picture. Neither Hilary nor the publicist were pleased hence him no longer receiving accreditation for their press conferences. Pop THAT under your showbiz hat!

    #4. Which singer used to get his rocks off by crapping all over his then-girlfriend's chest?
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    #1. On the set of 'Ordinary Decent Criminal', this actor was particularly (and openly) interested in a very young boy who was hanging around the set. This didn't go down too well with one of the electricians, who was the boy's father and had brought him into work during the school holidays. A heated exchange took place and a quiet word was had.
    The following day, the electrician turned up on set with his kid again, this time carrying an iron bar at all times. On any other set, he would've been fired on the spot for threatening the talent, but the actor's behaviour had creeped out the rest of the cast and crew so much that nobody said a word. - Kevin Spacey


    #2. Which breakfast radio DJ considers himself too famous to buy his own drugs, so gets runners to buy cocaine for him which he refers to it as his 'medicine'? - Howard Stern

    #3. Which fucking dreadful long-time enemy of Holy Moly! has made such a dick out of himself over the past two weeks that his job and reputation are about as tattered as his arsehole? At a recent press junket he ran over to Hilary Swank and threw his arm around her while a photographer jumped in front and took pictures. The hapless fool then explained to a very distressed Ms Swank that he was simply her biggest fan and wanted a picture. Neither Hilary nor the publicist were pleased hence him no longer receiving accreditation for their press conferences. Pop THAT under your showbiz hat! - Perez Hilton

    #4. Which singer used to get his rocks off by crapping all over his then-girlfriend's chest? - Micheal Bolton

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    #1. On the set of 'Ordinary Decent Criminal', this actor was particularly (and openly) interested in a very young boy who was hanging around the set. This didn't go down too well with one of the electricians, who was the boy's father and had brought him into work during the school holidays. A heated exchange took place and a quiet word was had.
    The following day, the electrician turned up on set with his kid again, this time carrying an iron bar at all times. On any other set, he would've been fired on the spot for threatening the talent, but the actor's behaviour had creeped out the rest of the cast and crew so much that nobody said a word.

    Kevin Spacey is obvious. Would be more creepy though if it were Colin Farrell.


    #2. Which breakfast radio DJ considers himself too famous to buy his own drugs, so gets runners to buy cocaine for him which he refers to it as his 'medicine'?

    Stern. yawn.

    #3. Which fucking dreadful long-time enemy of Holy Moly! has made such a dick out of himself over the past two weeks that his job and reputation are about as tattered as his arsehole? At a recent press junket he ran over to Hilary Swank and threw his arm around her while a photographer jumped in front and took pictures. The hapless fool then explained to a very distressed Ms Swank that he was simply her biggest fan and wanted a picture. Neither Hilary nor the publicist were pleased hence him no longer receiving accreditation for their press conferences. Pop THAT under your showbiz hat!

    Perez. Jackass.


    #4. Which singer used to get his rocks off by crapping all over his then-girlfriend's chest?

    Usher

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    I agree with most of the answers by the previous posters.

    1. Kevin Spacey seems logical.
    2. Never in a million years would I believe this is Howard Stern. How about Ryan Seacrest??
    3. Perez absolutely
    4. Usher is good, could be any of em

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    #1. how old is said boy? If he is on a summer break from college...he is fair game. If he is on a break from the 6th grade, well, that's quite a different story.

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    1. Kevin Spacey
    2. Howard Stern
    3. Perez Hilton
    4. No idea but HOW GROSS!!!!

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    They say very young boy... so I'm thinking not of the age of consent?

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    Perez is a loser.

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    1. Spacey, he's known for liking underage boys (ew)
    2. Stern
    3. Pig Hilton
    4. ewww I don't want to know

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    No seriously, EVERYONE thinks that #2 is Howard Stern?? No way.......no f-ing way.

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    Holy Moly is a British thing so I don't think breakfast DJ is Howard Stern. The third one is Neil Sean or Sean Neil whatever. He's a gossip columnist for Sky etc. There's a long running feud there!

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    4. Justin Timberlake

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    Ew. On who, Britney or Cameron? They both stink of bad body odour apparently already so it probably didn't make a difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    No seriously, EVERYONE thinks that #2 is Howard Stern?? No way.......no f-ing way.
    deviated septum..anyone? hello?

    it's Howard

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    1. On the set of 'Ordinary Decent Criminal', this actor was particularly (and openly) interested in a very young boy who was hanging around the set. This didn't go down too well with one of the electricians, who was the boy's father and had brought him into work during the school holidays. A heated exchange took place and a quiet word was had.
    The following day, the electrician turned up on set with his kid again, this time carrying an iron bar at all times. On any other set, he would've been fired on the spot for threatening the talent, but the actor's behaviour had creeped out the rest of the cast and crew so much that nobody said a word. Spacey


    #2. Which breakfast radio DJ considers himself too famous to buy his own drugs, so gets runners to buy cocaine for him which he refers to it as his 'medicine'? Seacrest

    #3. Which fucking dreadful long-time enemy of Holy Moly! has made such a dick out of himself over the past two weeks that his job and reputation are about as tattered as his arsehole? At a recent press junket he ran over to Hilary Swank and threw his arm around her while a photographer jumped in front and took pictures. The hapless fool then explained to a very distressed Ms Swank that he was simply her biggest fan and wanted a picture. Neither Hilary nor the publicist were pleased hence him no longer receiving accreditation for their press conferences. Pop THAT under your showbiz hat! Perez

    #4. Which singer used to get his rocks off by crapping all over his then-girlfriend's chest? John Mayer ( I can't believe you guys missed that one).
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