Entertainment Lawyer 09/13/07

pusssykatt · September 13th, 2007, 04:19 PM

Crazy Days and Nights
#1 This aging Academy Award winning A list actor invited five or six beauties to his boat every night where he would proceed to get drunk and regale them with stories about all the women he had slept with and how they had all thought he was the best lover ever. Our actor would then tell the assorted group of women that he wasn't going to have sex with them because he didn't want it to ruin it for them with others, but wanted them to dance for him, strip and then he would have each come over to where he was sitting and tell them he was Daddy and proceed to spank them. This would go on for two or three hours or until he passed out whichever came first. Our actor drank and spanked, and the women would leave at the end of the night tender but well rewarded.

#2 This formerly married C list film and sometime television actress with B list name recognition and an A list body spent each night going to a different boat and different party looking for a guy she could capture with her body and hook him for his money. She was willing to do anything to hook a rich guy, but she told too many people what she was doing. Word got out about her game and soon she was being forced into more and more degrading situations and multiple partners and the only thing she succeeded in capturing was a new STD.

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tkdgirl · September 13th, 2007, 04:36 PM

1. Clooney. His gaunt appearance lately has alcoholic written all over him.
2. Every divorced actress in Hollywood. LOL. No clue really. Pam Anderson maybe?

louiswinthorpe111 · September 13th, 2007, 05:17 PM

#1 Jack Nicholson, there have been a lot of pics lately with him on a boat with a lot of women, and he looked tanked, too.

purewine · September 13th, 2007, 05:42 PM

1. Jack Nicholson
2. Denise Richards

Raspberry gashes · September 13th, 2007, 05:50 PM

Ugh, i dont get why 'Daddy' is a turn on. Makes me think of my father and I'd be doing nothing then.

Like Charlize Theron says in Monster when the guy says to her- Call me Daddy', 'Why, do you like to fuck your kids?'

I think Clooney is on drugs- that makes you lose weight more than alcohol. Jack Nicholson (he's so gross anyway) and I agree with Denise Richards for #2.

Moongirl · September 13th, 2007, 05:51 PM

#2-Shannon Elizabeth?

Lily · September 13th, 2007, 06:55 PM

#1 isn't Clooney---if he were an alcoholic, he would look bloated with bags under his eyes. I think he has a whole other issue he's dealing with. Or, like, eleven issues.

I think #1 is Nicholson. As for #2, both Denise and Shannon Elizabeth are good guesses....

Bkny Mix · September 13th, 2007, 08:20 PM

#1...Jack Nicholson sounds good. What stupid women!

#2...Doesn't seem like it would be Denise Richards. I think the paps would grab that right away exposing her boat-hopping. She doesn't really need the money. Tara Reid? But she doesn't have a A-body. Dunno, could be anybody.

january · September 13th, 2007, 08:54 PM

Number 2 sounds like Nicolette Sheridan?

LynnieD · September 13th, 2007, 09:31 PM

1. Definitely Jack. I doubt he could get it up if he wanted to.
2. I like the Shannon Elizabeth answer...maybe Elizabeth Berkeley???

CheriLyn · September 13th, 2007, 11:27 PM

I think the first one is Nicholson too. But isn't he in his 70s? That's 'aging' all right!

RAF · September 14th, 2007, 02:54 AM

1#Jack Nicholson
2#Pamela Anderson

sanlee · September 14th, 2007, 10:08 AM

#1 This aging Academy Award winning A list actor invited five or six beauties to his boat every night where he would proceed to get drunk and regale them with stories about all the women he had slept with and how they had all thought he was the best lover ever. Our actor would then tell the assorted group of women that he wasn't going to have sex with them because he didn't want it to ruin it for them with others, but wanted them to dance for him, strip and then he would have each come over to where he was sitting and tell them he was Daddy and proceed to spank them. This would go on for two or three hours or until he passed out whichever came first. Our actor drank and spanked, and the women would leave at the end of the night tender but well rewarded.
Jack Nicholson

#2 This formerly married C list film and sometime television actress with B list name recognition and an A list body spent each night going to a different boat and different party looking for a guy she could capture with her body and hook him for his money. She was willing to do anything to hook a rich guy, but she told too many people what she was doing. Word got out about her game and soon she was being forced into more and more degrading situations and multiple partners and the only thing she succeeded in capturing was a new STD.
Pam Anderson ( Haha - A new STD!)

sanlee · September 14th, 2007, 10:53 AM

Answer to #1.

SweetPea · September 14th, 2007, 12:27 PM

Wow Sanlee, you are good. Look at him. Talk about excess. Ugh!