Entertainment Lawyer 09/13/07

[pusssykatt]

Crazy Days and Nights
#1 This aging Academy Award winning A list actor invited five or six beauties to his boat every night where he would proceed to get drunk and regale them with stories about all the women he had slept with and how they had all thought he was the best lover ever. Our actor would then tell the assorted group of women that he wasn't going to have sex with them because he didn't want it to ruin it for them with others, but wanted them to dance for him, strip and then he would have each come over to where he was sitting and tell them he was Daddy and proceed to spank them. This would go on for two or three hours or until he passed out whichever came first. Our actor drank and spanked, and the women would leave at the end of the night tender but well rewarded.

#2 This formerly married C list film and sometime television actress with B list name recognition and an A list body spent each night going to a different boat and different party looking for a guy she could capture with her body and hook him for his money. She was willing to do anything to hook a rich guy, but she told too many people what she was doing. Word got out about her game and soon she was being forced into more and more degrading situations and multiple partners and the only thing she succeeded in capturing was a new STD.

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[tkdgirl]

1. Clooney. His gaunt appearance lately has alcoholic written all over him.
2. Every divorced actress in Hollywood. LOL. No clue really. Pam Anderson maybe?

[louiswinthorpe111]

#1 Jack Nicholson, there have been a lot of pics lately with him on a boat with a lot of women, and he looked tanked, too.

[purewine]

1. Jack Nicholson
2. Denise Richards

[DitaPage*]

Ugh, i dont get why 'Daddy' is a turn on. Makes me think of my father and I'd be doing nothing then.

Like Charlize Theron says in Monster when the guy says to her- Call me Daddy', 'Why, do you like to fuck your kids?'

I think Clooney is on drugs- that makes you lose weight more than alcohol. Jack Nicholson (he's so gross anyway) and I agree with Denise Richards for #2.

[Moongirl]

#2-Shannon Elizabeth?

[Lily]

#1 isn't Clooney---if he were an alcoholic, he would look bloated with bags under his eyes. I think he has a whole other issue he's dealing with. Or, like, eleven issues.

I think #1 is Nicholson. As for #2, both Denise and Shannon Elizabeth are good guesses....

[Bkny Mix]

#1...Jack Nicholson sounds good. What stupid women!

#2...Doesn't seem like it would be Denise Richards. I think the paps would grab that right away exposing her boat-hopping. She doesn't really need the money. Tara Reid? But she doesn't have a A-body. Dunno, could be anybody.

[january]

Number 2 sounds like Nicolette Sheridan?

[LynnieD]

1. Definitely Jack. I doubt he could get it up if he wanted to.
2. I like the Shannon Elizabeth answer...maybe Elizabeth Berkeley???

[CheriLyn]

I think the first one is Nicholson too. But isn't he in his 70s? That's 'aging' all right!

[RAF]

1#Jack Nicholson
2#Pamela Anderson

[sanlee]

#1 This aging Academy Award winning A list actor invited five or six beauties to his boat every night where he would proceed to get drunk and regale them with stories about all the women he had slept with and how they had all thought he was the best lover ever. Our actor would then tell the assorted group of women that he wasn't going to have sex with them because he didn't want it to ruin it for them with others, but wanted them to dance for him, strip and then he would have each come over to where he was sitting and tell them he was Daddy and proceed to spank them. This would go on for two or three hours or until he passed out whichever came first. Our actor drank and spanked, and the women would leave at the end of the night tender but well rewarded.
Jack Nicholson

#2 This formerly married C list film and sometime television actress with B list name recognition and an A list body spent each night going to a different boat and different party looking for a guy she could capture with her body and hook him for his money. She was willing to do anything to hook a rich guy, but she told too many people what she was doing. Word got out about her game and soon she was being forced into more and more degrading situations and multiple partners and the only thing she succeeded in capturing was a new STD.
Pam Anderson ( Haha - A new STD!)

[sanlee]

Answer to #1.

[SweetPea]

Wow Sanlee, you are good. Look at him. Talk about excess. Ugh!