Michael Musto 08/28/07

pusssykatt · August 29th, 2007, 07:32 PM

Blind Items by Michael Musto
1. Which Tony nominee was actually relieved that he lost to that other Tony nominee rather than a third one he has an intense rivalry with?

2. What movie star is a little less congenial—in fact, she's a demanding diva— now that her A-list status is a bit tarnished by the aging process Hollywood so despises?

3. What much younger actress—a TV star—mysteriously left a bedpan filled with pee-pee in her apartment, as the guy who took over the place found out to his distaste?

4. What French legend looks so damned good because she supposedly has a gold mesh wire implanted in her face to keep it all trés tight?

5. What wacky singer flinches when asked if she feels she's influenced a current superstar? (She feels the superstar can't really sing and therefore the question is kinda insulting.)

6. Which old-time movie star—a perennial screen virgin—actually slept with all her male co-stars except the two gay ones and the morally upright one?

7. What sinewy guy spoke at that closeted gay's funeral, fueling rumors that the dead gay was a generous supporter of the sinewy guy when he started out?

8. Which soap star doesn't gain an ounce mainly because her husband threatens extra sadism if she does so?

9. What rapper with children can never help cruising the cute guys, boring into them with his eyes in between boring us with his attitude?

10. What actress who's played a trannie bristles when asked about her size-11 feet?

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WitchHazelEyed · August 29th, 2007, 07:57 PM

2. Has to be Sandra Bullock

6. Doris Day

10. Felicity Huffman

tkdgirl · August 29th, 2007, 08:48 PM

1. Hugh Jackman
2. Sandra Bullock
3. Ew. Don't want to know.
4. Catherine Denueve
5. Courtney Love
6. Sandra Dee or Doris Day
7. Merv Griffen / Ryan Secrest
8. Yikes! I kinda want to know.
9. All rappers.
10. Kate Winslet?

Moongirl · August 29th, 2007, 08:51 PM

#4- I say Catherine Deneuve

nana55 · August 29th, 2007, 11:16 PM

#7 must be Merv Griffen and Ahnold. He is certainly sinewy and Tyan is not and he did speak at the funeral.

RAF · August 30th, 2007, 09:20 AM

1#
2# Sandra Bullock
3#Hayden Panettieri
4#Catherine Deneuve
5#Madonna
6#Sandra Dee
7#Ryan Seacrest
8#Melody Thomas Scott
9#Snoop Dog
10#Felicity Huffman

cherrychip · August 30th, 2007, 09:31 AM

8. Is Kelly Ripa still considered a soap star even though she's not on "AMC" anymore? Susan Lucci and her daughter Liza Huber are rather skinny, as is Lindsay Korman-Hartley of "Passions" and Hunter Tylo of "B&B".

texlux · August 30th, 2007, 10:45 AM

I also thought #8 could be Kelly - didn't she get so thin because her husbadn was giving her a hard time about the extra baby weight?

louiswinthorpe111 · August 30th, 2007, 10:59 AM

#5 is absolutely Madonna, with Gwen Stefani. which is saying a lot because Madonna can't sing any better....

greysfang · August 30th, 2007, 11:22 AM

1. Which Tony nominee was actually relieved that he lost to that other Tony nominee rather than a third one he has an intense rivalry with? Who cares?

2. What movie star is a little less congenial—in fact, she's a demanding diva— now that her A-list status is a bit tarnished by the aging process Hollywood so despises? Sandra Bullock

3. What much younger actress—a TV star—mysteriously left a bedpan filled with pee-pee in her apartment, as the guy who took over the place found out to his distaste? Wild guess - Hayden Pantyairs

4. What French legend looks so damned good because she supposedly has a gold mesh wire implanted in her face to keep it all trés tight? Deneuve is the only French legend I can think of

5. What wacky singer flinches when asked if she feels she's influenced a current superstar? (She feels the superstar can't really sing and therefore the question is kinda insulting.) Alanis Morissette/Avril Lavigne, there have been many reports of this just because they are both Canadian and had hits about being an angry woman.

6. Which old-time movie star—a perennial screen virgin—actually slept with all her male co-stars except the two gay ones and the morally upright one? Sandra Dee

7. What sinewy guy spoke at that closeted gay's funeral, fueling rumors that the dead gay was a generous supporter of the sinewy guy when he started out? Gotta be Seacrest

8. Which soap star doesn't gain an ounce mainly because her husband threatens extra sadism if she does so? Clueless, I've never watched soaps.

9. What rapper with children can never help cruising the cute guys, boring into them with his eyes in between boring us with his attitude? No clue

10. What actress who's played a trannie bristles when asked about her size-11 feet? Felicity Huffman

nana55 · August 30th, 2007, 11:28 AM

You guys, the clue for #7 was sinewy which means muscles and strong. I know Arnold S. was a speaker at his funeral and has known him for years. Seacrest is NOT sinewy.

eeyore0101 · August 30th, 2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by nana55

You guys, the clue for #7 was sinewy which means muscles and strong. I know Arnold S. was a speaker at his funeral and has known him for years. Seacrest is NOT sinewy.

I agree with you on that one, I wouldn't call Ryan sinewy. I put my vote in for Ahnuld too!