NY POST/PAGE SIX
1. WHICH wealthy bachelor who was living at the Peninsula got a pretty concierge at the hotel fired when her bosses found out they were having an affair? He took his business across the street to the St. Regis, where they continued their trysts.
2. WHICH famous lady is going to be asked for a substantial financial contribution by the hospital where she recently had major surgery? Or maybe the administrators will settle for her hosting a fund-raiser.
I don't get the second one. What's the secret? Plastic surgery?
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Ich hau ab aus meinem Bau
verschließ die Tür, ziehe durchs Revier
markier’ hier und da mal, daß ich da war
höre Gelaber, schleiche gerade über die Promenade
bin Zeuge einer großen Maskerade
-Beginner-