Entertainment Lawyer 08/28/07

sanlee · August 29th, 2007, 10:25 AM

Crazy Days and Nights

1. When this brand new pizza place starts getting hundreds and hundreds of orders to movie and television sets within six weeks of opening there must be something really special about the pizza. Well actually there is something special. You can get a little pot baked right in to the dough, or for a little extra, when you open the box of pizza, you can find a nice little bag with whatever your heart desires. It has got so bad recently that the pizza place has been banned from some sets and have resorted to putting on the uniforms of the traditional pizza places.

Chilly Willy · August 29th, 2007, 10:52 AM

Oh no, he did it again. That guy is so bold. This is FROM A FREAKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!

Sweetie · August 29th, 2007, 11:39 AM

I'll take a large cheese pizza, please.

nycgirly · August 29th, 2007, 02:53 PM

what a bunch of bullshit

noman · August 29th, 2007, 03:33 PM

yeah it sounds like a bad movie plot. the ent lawyer is just a real good bull**** artist. dude is probably a housewife or college student somewhere who is sitting back and wondering just how long the fools will keep believing. you never know whether a blind item is real or just made up but at least with ted c and the other you at least know they are real. you can't say that about the "ent lawyer"though.

nycgirly · August 29th, 2007, 08:22 PM

From the fine print on the bottom of the "entertainment lawyer's" site:

"Crazy Days and Nights is a gossip site. The site publishes rumors, conjecture, and fiction. In addition to accurately reported information, certain situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Information on this site may contain errors or inaccuracies; the Blog’s proprietor does not make warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site's content. Links to content on and quotation of material from other sites are not the responsibility of Crazy Days and Nights."

WitchHazelEyed · August 29th, 2007, 09:02 PM

What the fuck is the point of that?!?

I propose a ban on entertainment lawyer.

MissVenus · August 29th, 2007, 09:05 PM

Here here... no more from EL!

The Lidless Eye · August 30th, 2007, 06:32 AM

I do generally enjoy the high octane ridiculousness of his BI's; but having just wasted 2hrs going through the list of Oscar winning actresses to no avail for another of his FICTIONAL items, I'm pretty pissed off. So some are true, and others are just made up?
Bored of him now.

Chilly Willy · August 30th, 2007, 08:52 AM

^^ You can totally tell, which are true and which aren't. The juicy ones are all made up and the boring ones are true.

mamaste · August 30th, 2007, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycgirly101

From the fine print on the bottom of the "entertainment lawyer's" site:

"Crazy Days and Nights is a gossip site. The site publishes rumors, conjecture, and fiction. In addition to accurately reported information, certain situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Information on this site may contain errors or inaccuracies; the Blog’s proprietor does not make warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site's content. Links to content on and quotation of material from other sites are not the responsibility of Crazy Days and Nights."

This confirms for me that he isn't a lawyer. This is not an adequate disclaimer against defamation. And knowingly posting false information about people even with a disclaimer is not legal.

Raspberry gashes · August 30th, 2007, 05:17 PM

This can very well be true. A burger joint in my town got closed down because the guys were using the burgers to sell drugs to the people who wanted them. And in hollywood, its even more believable.

Chilly Willy · August 30th, 2007, 05:20 PM

I once saw a movie with the exact same plot, though.