Entertainment Lawyer 08/24/07

**pusssykatt** · August 24th, 2007, 05:08 PM

Crazy Days and Nights
#1 This drug free celebutante was spotted doing lines of coke last night.

#2 This female, who is a former A list television star and B list film actress had to have her stomach pumped a few months ago because she ate a brownie laced with more than the pot she thought was in it. Turns out some friends of friends brought the special brownies, while she thought she was eating brownies prepared by friends. It happened after all the guests had left, but the hosts were still there. She started freaking out within 10-15 minutes, and then collapsed. A private doctor at the resort was called in and her stomach pumped.

#3 This B list television actress on a network show was told by her doctor recently that anymore plastic surgery would leave her unable to perform many facial expressions. She is holding off until she decides whether being a great actress or looking 10 years younger is better. Well, she isn't that great of an actress, so might as well go for the looks I say.

#4 This B list film actor's assistant forgot to bring the actor's special shoes for a recent photo call which forced the actor to wear regular shoes and be 4 inches shorter than normal. After the 4th comment, our actor decided to remain sitting for the entire photo call. Not Sly Stallone. Think younger, but also think someone who used to be A list.

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**cherrychip** · August 24th, 2007, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by pusssykatt

#2 This female, who is a former A list television star and B list film actress had to have her stomach pumped a few months ago because she ate a brownie laced with more than the pot she thought was in it. Turns out some friends of friends brought the special brownies, while she thought she was eating brownies prepared by friends. It happened after all the guests had left, but the hosts were still there. She started freaking out within 10-15 minutes, and then collapsed. A private doctor at the resort was called in and her stomach pumped.

Jennifer Aniston?

**WitchHazelEyed** · August 24th, 2007, 06:06 PM

I think Jennifer Aniston is an awesome guess. Fits her perfectly, we all know she's a pothead.

**SweetPea** · August 24th, 2007, 06:25 PM

1. Kim K

2. Jennifer Aniston

3. Teri Hatcher or Nicollette Sheridan?

**LynnieD** · August 24th, 2007, 06:28 PM

1. Paris....I don't do drugs
2. Could be Jen
3. Teri Hatcher or one of those idiots on that show
4. Tom Cruise

**mizglam** · August 24th, 2007, 06:46 PM

2. Jennifer Aniston
3.Maybe Nikki Cox from Vegas??

DitaPage* · August 24th, 2007, 08:56 PM

#1 could be bloody anyone.

**greysfang** · August 24th, 2007, 09:46 PM

#2 is Mischa Barton. Remember when she mysteriously "collapsed" at a party and was rushed to the ER and then came up with some sort of lame-ass excuse?

Edited to add: Here's the link Mischa Barton Hospitalized

**nycgirl** · August 24th, 2007, 10:55 PM

1. Paris Hilton, who claimed to be "drug free" on Larry King
2. I agree with Mischa
3. Teri Hatcher
4. Mark Wahlberg?

**NoNoRehab** · August 24th, 2007, 11:19 PM

#2 is Mischa Barton. She collapsed at Nicole Ritchie's party, was on The OC and is now doing B list films.

Jennifer Aniston wouldn't pass out from a pot brownie, she's a healthy weight and I'm sure smokes a lot of pot to be waylaid by one brownie. Plus she was just named as the top grossing movie actress by Forbes so she's hardly B list.

**nycgirl** · August 25th, 2007, 12:09 AM

only thing is, Mischa's collapse took place at Nicole Richie's memorial day party and this says the "resort" called a doctor in

this is one of ET's clear slip ups, he makes this shit up. I mean really resort doctors don't pump peoples stomachs, they call ambulances.

**alcohol the honey** · August 25th, 2007, 02:45 PM

#1 Drug ""free" celebrity doing coke lines? Scarlett Jo, Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, Sienna Miller, Mary-Kate Olsen in other words the possibilities are endless.

#2 Calista Flockheart, or Lara Flynn Boyle. For some reason those two came to mind. Both were A list on the small screen and second rate on the big screen.

#3 Hard. I don't watch much television as I use to but Teri?

#4 Vin? nay..

**Chilly Willy** · August 26th, 2007, 02:21 PM

#1 is definitely Paris.

#2 Mischa

#3 Terri Snatcher

#4 could be anyone, since they'e all little.

**travelbug** · August 26th, 2007, 02:35 PM

I'd vote for #2 being Jen Aniston...Mischa has never been A-list. Jen was A-list when Friends was on TV and she was married to Brad, and she probably is still an A-list celeb but IMO all her films are B-list. I mean, she hasn't done anything blockbuster or Oscar-worthy. Also, the word "friend" is used 3 times. It could also be Courtney Cox...her biggest movies were the Scream films.