Ted Casablanca 08/24/07

pusssykatt · August 24th, 2007, 09:03 AM

Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
One Off-Key Blind Vice: Mercurial Manfred’s quite the entertainer. All the the social boys 'n' girls live for the multitalented dude’s in-demand party offerings (and I don’t just mean the pretty dudes M.M.’s known for bringing along—hmmm, wonder if that’s been a very expensive endeavor on Mr. M’s part?). But not only does Manny know how to sex up a Hollywood do, he knows how to croon for his supper, too! And most folks—more so in the Kathy Hilton set, not the fried-to-the-hilt Paris scene—who invite M2 are only too ecstatic to get the guy, after great cajoling, to finally agree to belt out a song or...16, as it sometimes turns out to be. I mean, it’s not everybody who gets Mercurial Manfred to perform at their private dos. But honey-pies, gotta tell ya: These lucky hosts don’t feel so damn fortunate once they receive a little thank-you note, always beautifully written and composed, from M.M. the following ayem. 'Cause along with the lined note is always one very nasty little something: A turd, you wonder? Or a guide for better party giving, perhaps? No. Worse: a bill. Usually to the tune of several thousand smackers. Good thing more than a few (select) folks are saying good riddance ‘bout M.M. these days, wonder why? AND IT AIN’T: Ricky Martin, Mandy Patinkin, Joey Fatone

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