Entertainment Lawyer 08-17-07

eveharrington · August 17th, 2007, 03:53 PM

#1 In front of Yamashiro last night, this female singer who was wearing even less than in her music videos was doing everything but taking off the rest of her clothes in order to get a music producer to take her for a "ride" in his brand new red Bentley. Her approach consisted of much bending over (clearly showing what she was bringing to the party), using two fingers and her tongue to suck on a mint, and clearly explaining how important fresh breath was in her life. Her fellow female band member looked really uncomfortable and the producer ultimately turned down the offer. The two singers left in a very cheap rental car but not before they stiffed the valet. When the singer's was asked by her fellow band member why she wasn't tipping the valet, the singer was heard saying, "looking at my body should be tip enough."

#2 This former A list action star was recently out in public and no one was paying any attention to him. He whispered something to his son, who then shouted out, "look, it's ______." Soon there was a crowd around the fading star but he claimed he was too busy for any autographs.

#3 This B list film actor used to be famous for who he was with and now just can't get any respect. Recently he tried to get into a nightclub by moving to the front of the line. Neither doorman recognized him and was told to to the end of the line. He then pulled out his cell and called some of his friends inside the club to come get him in. After explaining for 15 minutes who he was there was still not entry. Then one of the friends mentioned the ex and the doormen opened the ropes immediately.

#4 This A list director was at a recent after party for his new film's premiere when his wife got a little crazy and started screaming and shouting at friends and strangers. She then got up on a table and started taking off her dress before her husband managed to get her down. The next morning she was put into rehab.

Chilly Willy · August 17th, 2007, 04:03 PM

#1 is someone from the Pussycat dolls, I guess?

# 2 is hilarious

Dunno about the other two.

alcohol the honey · August 17th, 2007, 04:13 PM

#1 Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls. I can't think of any popular all females groups at the moment.

#2 Sylvester Stallone (not sure if he has a son) or Steven Seagal (I don't think he was a-list)?

#3 Stephen Dorff (he dated Pamela Anderson)

#4 No idea.

terralisa · August 17th, 2007, 05:03 PM

Could #4 be Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw?

sanlee · August 17th, 2007, 05:32 PM

#1 In front of Yamashiro last night, this female singer who was wearing even less than in her music videos was doing everything but taking off the rest of her clothes in order to get a music producer to take her for a "ride" in his brand new red Bentley. Her approach consisted of much bending over (clearly showing what she was bringing to the party), using two fingers and her tongue to suck on a mint, and clearly explaining how important fresh breath was in her life. Her fellow female band member looked really uncomfortable and the producer ultimately turned down the offer. The two singers left in a very cheap rental car but not before they stiffed the valet. When the singer's was asked by her fellow band member why she wasn't tipping the valet, the singer was heard saying, "looking at my body should be tip enough."
Danity Kane

#2 This former A list action star was recently out in public and no one was paying any attention to him. He whispered something to his son, who then shouted out, "look, it's Sly Stallone." Soon there was a crowd around the fading star but he claimed he was too busy for any autographs.

#3 This B list film actor used to be famous for who he was with and now just can't get any respect. Recently he tried to get into a nightclub by moving to the front of the line. Neither doorman recognized him and was told to to the end of the line. He then pulled out his cell and called some of his friends inside the club to come get him in. After explaining for 15 minutes who he was there was still not entry. Then one of the friends mentioned the ex and the doormen opened the ropes immediately.
Ethan Hawke

#4 This A list director was at a recent after party for his new film's premiere when his wife got a little crazy and started screaming and shouting at friends and strangers. She then got up on a table and started taking off her dress before her husband managed to get her down. The next morning she was put into rehab.
Spielberg?

Tanmiester · August 17th, 2007, 06:08 PM

I agree with #1 being someone from the Pussycat Dolls

#2 is just sad

#3 - Cash Warren

# 4- ?? Have no idea.

nana55 · August 17th, 2007, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by eveharrington

#1 In front of Yamashiro last night, this female singer who was wearing even less than in her music videos was doing everything but taking off the rest of her clothes in order to get a music producer to take her for a "ride" in his brand new red Bentley. Her approach consisted of much bending over (clearly showing what she was bringing to the party), using two fingers and her tongue to suck on a mint, and clearly explaining how important fresh breath was in her life. Her fellow female band member looked really uncomfortable and the producer ultimately turned down the offer. The two singers left in a very cheap rental car but not before they stiffed the valet. When the singer's was asked by her fellow band member why she wasn't tipping the valet, the singer was heard saying, "looking at my body should be tip enough."
Lil Kim
#2 This former A list action star was recently out in public and no one was paying any attention to him. He whispered something to his son, who then shouted out, "look, it's ______." Soon there was a crowd around the fading star but he claimed he was too busy for any autographs.
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#3 This B list film actor used to be famous for who he was with and now just can't get any respect. Recently he tried to get into a nightclub by moving to the front of the line. Neither doorman recognized him and was told to to the end of the line. He then pulled out his cell and called some of his friends inside the club to come get him in. After explaining for 15 minutes who he was there was still not entry. Then one of the friends mentioned the ex and the doormen opened the ropes immediately.
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#4 This A list director was at a recent after party for his new film's premiere when his wife got a little crazy and started screaming and shouting at friends and strangers. She then got up on a table and started taking off her dress before her husband managed to get her down. The next morning she was put into rehab.

Has to be Speilberg

Jupiter Jones · August 17th, 2007, 08:22 PM

2. Slyvester Stallone
4. Steven Spielberg/Kate Capshaw

eZiF · August 18th, 2007, 10:15 PM

Hi! It's my 1st post. Have no ideas about the rest, but read somewhere recently that no.3 sounds like Ryan Phillippe.

Link: Caught in the Act! - Justin Timberlake : People.com

donotstalk · August 20th, 2007, 09:28 AM

Number two could be Ryan Phillippe?

SweetPea · August 20th, 2007, 01:07 PM

1. Any musical groups with only 2 females?
2. Stallone

3.

4.

mogwai · September 2nd, 2007, 12:53 PM

4. Michael Bay and ner

Charlieboy · July 2nd, 2008, 08:19 AM

No. 2 Sylvester Stallone. He does have a son.