July 30th, 2007, 08:52 AM
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Panache Report 07/30/07
Panache Report
SKY VILLA PRESENTS: TODAY'S "BLIND ITEM": From the left to right are: "Jinx," and "Sinnamon." Both women are upscale "companions" who charge $1,000 or more per hour for their services. Sinnamon is an adult actress who supplements are income as a "companion." Both women are represented by a mysterious "underground," exclusive agency (that we agreed not to name). The agency is not accessible through browser or phone book. Their reasoning, 'if you're anyone of importance, you will locate us.' The agency advertisement reads: We are an elite agency that represents models and women in the adult film industry with a focus on women of color and exotic ethnicities. There is a strict physical criteria for the women, they have to be drop dead gorgeous. We were informed last week that a former African-American actress, known more for her looks that her acting ability was interested in this particular agency representing her on a discreet basis. Funds were low and she wanted to supplement her meager income as an companion. She assumed her name status would come in handy. WRONG! She was stunned when they turned her down flat!
AGC MAIN PAGE BLIND ITEMS
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July 30th, 2007, 09:49 AM
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Paula Abdul...???
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July 30th, 2007, 11:24 AM
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I doubt Paula is hurting for cash with American Idol, and she isn't a former actress.
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July 30th, 2007, 11:35 AM
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Robin Givens?
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July 30th, 2007, 11:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by texlux
I doubt Paula is hurting for cash with American Idol, and she isn't a former actress.
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oh she's a former actress ... I saw some shitty movie on Lifetime this weekend starring none other than Ms Paula...
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July 30th, 2007, 12:18 PM
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Ha Ha, I saw that movie too. Nothing else was on. What a crappy actress.
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July 30th, 2007, 12:20 PM
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Ha Ha, I saw that movie too. Nothing else was on. What a crappy actress.
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oh, I didn't "watch" it... I decided it would be a good time to do some reading after the first 15 seconds...
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July 30th, 2007, 02:22 PM
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Paula isn't African American.
Gabby Union?
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July 30th, 2007, 02:24 PM
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My first thought was Robin Givens too, she's very attractive, though I am thinking maybe a bit old for this...but how knows?
How bout that chick from Saved by the Bell?? Lark Voohries?? Heard she was a hard core drug user and could porbably use the dough.
Or the chick from Clueless?
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July 30th, 2007, 03:29 PM
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I was thinking Vivica A. Fox, but I guess she's still acting...
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July 30th, 2007, 04:17 PM
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Lark Voorhees is a good guess
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July 31st, 2007, 11:30 AM
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I read here somewhere about an actress who turn tricks for crack. Really beautiful but only in a few movies.
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July 31st, 2007, 11:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetPea
I read here somewhere about an actress who turn tricks for crack. Really beautiful but only in a few movies.
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NONA GAYE! Good Guess!!!!!
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July 31st, 2007, 07:22 PM
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I can't narrow this list down. Maia Campbell, Lisa Nicole Carson or Lark Voorhies.
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July 31st, 2007, 07:24 PM
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^^Oh good one! Lisa Nicole Carson! Forgot about her!
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