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    #1 This A+ lister who is very single has a reputation with the ladies he tries to uphold. The problem is that over the past month or so whispers or rumors have been circulating that our actor can no longer get it up at all. It's got so bad that now he picks up a woman, takes her to his place so everyone thinks he is going to sleep with her and then calls a limo after any pap are gone and sends her on her way with an excuse that he forgot he had to get up early.

    #2 It turns out that our TJ hooker may be pregnant. Look for an adoption of a Hispanic child in about nine months from our celebrity couple as it seems that the wife knows about and is all for the relationship and impregnation.

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    #1 - Jack Nicholson, he was just photographed with a bunch of chicks on a boat today.
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    I don't quite get number 2 - duh!!
    Haven't really been following....

    So I guess it could be JLo & thingy?

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    Is #2 Jennifer Lopez?
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    #1 George Clooney

    #2 The TJ Hooker reference automatically makes me think of Heather Locklear, but that doesn't really fit because she isn't married.
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    1.Clooney. paps dont follow Nicholson. and he isnt the type to pick up women. he places a call and they show up
    2. Jlo. i dont get it. is she adopting and pretending to be preg?

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    1. Clooney
    2. TJ Hooker is the reference to the BI about the actor who went to Mexico and found a hooker he liked so much, he made her the nanny, right?

    For this one...Johnny Depp.



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    ^^thank you. i get it now. he knocked her up and will adopt the kid. gotcha. thanks

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    ^^You're welcome.



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