Panache Report 07/09/07

pusssykatt · July 9th, 2007, 09:53 AM

Panache Report
This hip-hop affiliated man is so full of himself, he thinks he's god's gift to the world. He also thinks he's invincible and can get away with anything he damn well pleases. He loves publicity and he has swagger and bravado. Rewind: We reported on a hip-hop call girl in past columns. The walkway to her house resembles a who's who of the hip-hop elite on the red carpet. Apparently, our hip-hop man was with her last weekend. Despite our hip-hop man always boasting about his playmaker/lovermaking skills. The hip-hop call girl reports: "He's a lousy lover and could barely stay aroused, I would have been better off with a sex gadget." He was probably impotent because of his large ecstasy intake that night." What makes it worst, he was also popping Viagra and still having a hard time." No pun intended. He eventually managed a few thrusts, all the time screaming in my ear, "I am the man, I am the King," I am a hip-hop God," she adds, "it was really pathetic." He even wanted her to have bareback sex (as if he could manage it) with him for more money but she refused. When he left, he suggested that they have a menage a trois next time, she didn't answer. Hint: It's not T.I.

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