July 6th, 2007, 09:27 AM
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Lainey Blind Item 7/7/07
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B List Border Denial
B list actress and famewhore, loves to “accidentally” run into pappies in an effort to wipe clean a pandering past by pimping her kids, lost a friend and gained a potential paycheque but got dumped when he found out she’s a golddigger, and now apparently can’t find work…
Definitely the work of Karma Calamity. Hee.
Turns out she was signed on for a role, was required to shoot on location outside the US, and was denied entry at the border as a result of a violent incident that occurred the last time she was allowed in on a working visa. In fact, given that she was practically kicked out of the country before, it’s hardly surprising we didn’t want her skank polluting our rivers once again.
As such, the part went to someone else.
So now she’s making nice with her babyfather until she can find her next Sugar Daddy. Once a whore, always a whore.
Reported On 7/6/2007
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This is sooooo Denise Richards.
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July 6th, 2007, 09:36 AM
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Oh, totally.
Bleah. Can't stand her.
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July 6th, 2007, 09:36 AM
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^^^^^ i totally agree
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July 6th, 2007, 12:03 PM
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denise ..
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July 6th, 2007, 12:16 PM
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Yah!
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July 6th, 2007, 03:16 PM
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100 percent agree- this is so Denise!
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July 6th, 2007, 03:41 PM
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Hmmm, and what was the violent incident? Definitely Denise...
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July 6th, 2007, 04:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett
Hmmm, and what was the violent incident? Definitely Denise...
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Didn't she throw a laptop at some old lady?
I wonder why Lainey even bother with this one - it's so obviously Denise
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July 6th, 2007, 11:13 PM
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The story is she threw a laptop over a balcony out of paparazzi-induced frustration, and the laptop fell on/injured an older woman. I live in Ontario, and it was in the newspapers even though it happened (I believe) in British Columbia.
She was quite roundly denounced for her careless behaviour in the tone and letters of the papers.
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July 7th, 2007, 06:05 PM
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While I don't dispute that this is supposed to be Denise Richards, the only thing she's been announced in is beautiful life which is filming in LA according to Variety...
http://www.variety.com/article/VR111...se+richards%22
Because I commented on it to someone recently with her mother being so ill...
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July 9th, 2007, 04:26 AM
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it says "our rivers" and lainey is canadian so i take it it's denise richards.
years ago she came into a bar i worked at, with doogie houser. she had big big tits and pipecleaner arms and she was super sweet.
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July 9th, 2007, 01:39 PM
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Even I knew this one! And we all know how horrible I am at them..
DENISE all the way!
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July 9th, 2007, 10:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by doriangray
it says "our rivers" and lainey is canadian so i take it it's denise richards.
years ago she came into a bar i worked at, with doogie houser. she had big big tits and pipecleaner arms and she was super sweet.
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OMG, I wonder if it was when she was filming that craptacular POS Starship Troopers!
That makes me feel old!
Anyhow, yeah...this is Denise, all the way. Where is her defender to come in and refute this, hmmmm?
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July 11th, 2007, 09:57 PM
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those kid shots are always soooo contrived and the kids always have the expressions like "wait what are we doing you NEVER play with us?" all confused
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