Panache Report 06/22/07

sanlee · June 21st, 2007, 11:39 PM

Panache Report

This non-white/non-black female celebrity was discovered by a famous black man. This man also happened to be her boyfriend.
Only problem, he was married to another woman. Despite this, he spoiled her and eventually left his wife for her.
He introduced her to the right people in the industry and helped her career tremendously. How did she pay him back? As soon as she achieved success, she dumped him and replaced him with a white boyfriend.
She also distanced herself from her black friends and only hired white dancers to appear in her videos.
Now, she's totally washed up BUT she's still in the public eye. Over the years, this woman has become a pill popping sex maniac whose attracted to men half her age. She's become so pathetic - it's rumored she needs sex just to get through the day.
And, she's also spent a small fortune on gigolo's. Not only does she use them for sex, she also uses them to battle loneliness.
She's a walking train wreck waiting to happen and a ticking time bomb.

nana55 · June 22nd, 2007, 12:54 AM

Jennifer Lopez

hustle4alivin · June 22nd, 2007, 12:59 AM

I think it's Paula Abdul. She had an affair with Jackie Jackson back in the early 1980's when he was still married, and they divorced sometime later partially due to this affair. Next thing you know, she goes from choreographing the Laker Girls to his baby sister Janet's videos, and next thing you know, her singing career blew up. And she is always a little "off" on American Idol.

Zombocalypse!!!!!! · June 22nd, 2007, 02:42 AM

I like the Paula Abdul guess. Washed up career-wise (former singer/choreographer) but still in the public eye (Idol judge). Scandal when the big-haired boy that got kicked off of AI said they had sex.

Pathetic? Pills? Train wreck? Come on!

nycgirly · June 22nd, 2007, 03:43 AM

I actually thought of Mariah Carey first lol....but I like the Paula Abdul guess. She's a total wash up but still in the public eye, she's a pill popper and I could definetely see this being about her.

Chilly Willy · June 22nd, 2007, 03:44 AM

^^ So did I. Immediately.

RevellingInSane · June 22nd, 2007, 10:54 AM

Paula! She used black men and the black audience to build her career, then she began to associate only with whites.

The black boyfriend was always rumored to be Arsenio Hall and she replaced him with Emilio Estevez.

greysfang · June 22nd, 2007, 11:08 AM

Mariah is most definitely top of my list for this one.

hustle4alivin · June 22nd, 2007, 11:12 AM

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The black boyfriend was always rumored to be Arsenio Hall and she replaced him with Emilio Estevez.

Yeah, that is true, but Arsenio was never married, and they were rumored to be involved during her singing career, well after she was choreographing videos.

However, her affair with Jackie Jackson was very well known (even talked about in those trashy biographies about La Familia Jackson), and it's quite obvious and transparent that she used the black community to get her shine on. I remember when everyone thought she was black, but she's Syrian/Brazilian or something like that.

RevellingInSane · June 22nd, 2007, 11:17 AM

^^Wasn't it rumored she was linked to two of the Jackson brothers, causing one divorce?

She also did an interview in the nineties where she explained she was not black and did not want to be considered so. She listed everything she was to explain she is definitely not black.

I thought Mariah was discovered by Mottola. Didn't she claim to be pure on her wedding night, too, making being a mistress a bit hard. No pun intended.

SweetPea · June 22nd, 2007, 11:37 AM

JLO. I just read the first sentence.

Scratch that. Read the rest and this is totally Paula Abdul. "Hey Paula".

hustle4alivin · June 22nd, 2007, 11:42 AM

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Wasn't it rumored she was linked to two of the Jackson brothers, causing one divorce?

No, that was Randy's wife that left him for Jermaine. Her name was Alijandra or something like that. I swear, the Jacksons put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

SweetPea · June 22nd, 2007, 12:25 PM

Both Paula's parents are listed as Jewish.

candy27 · June 22nd, 2007, 01:00 PM

Sounds like Paula. Good guess. She certainly acts like she is on something.

RevellingInSane · June 22nd, 2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hustle4alivin

No, that was Randy's wife that left him for Jermaine. Her name was Alijandra or something like that. I swear, the Jacksons put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Man, if something normal was said about the Jackson's I would be surprised.