Entertainment Lawyer 06/14/07

pusssykatt · June 14th, 2007, 04:31 PM

Crazy Days and Nights
The blind item from the NY Daily News today reminded me of this first one:
#1 This actress you have never heard of was very popular with a certain kind of guy and was often stalked. She started keeping a knife under her pillow at night. One night, her boyfriend, who is a foreign A-lister came into her room when she thought he was out of town. As he bent down to kiss her, she brought the knife up and stabbed him. Our actor was in a committed relationship at the time so nothing was said about where he was or who he was with. BUT, if you see him now with his shirt off, there is a scar along his right pectoral area that is about 2 inches wide.

This one comes from AP:
#2 At a thing last week, AP was in the bathroom and a C list actress starts talking about what she had done the night before. Turns out she was hanging out with this defnitely not ugly A list film actor as far as name recognition, but in reality B list because he needs a strong cast to open well. He is heroic though. Anyway, the two of them were enjoying some adult activities and she started to do move down and do something with her mouth, when he practically screamed, "No." In all her many experiences, she had never got that type of reaction and so decided to take a much closer look at the member in question. A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning.

AGC MAIN PAGE BLIND ITEMS

Novice · June 14th, 2007, 07:44 PM

... and the bit that they didn't post at the beginning was
"A certain message board (not CDAN) on the internet has made a very important connection between the news and a VERY juicy blind item from this site.".....

just thought I'd mention it!

SweetPea · June 14th, 2007, 08:27 PM

1. ? If we never heard of her how would we guess.

2. Heroic, needs a strong cast to carry him, Chris Evans?

sanlee · June 14th, 2007, 08:40 PM

The blind item from the NY Daily News today reminded me of this first one:
#1 This actress you have never heard of was very popular with a certain kind of guy and was often stalked. She started keeping a knife under her pillow at night. One night, her boyfriend, who is a foreign A-lister came into her room when she thought he was out of town. As he bent down to kiss her, she brought the knife up and stabbed him. Our actor was in a committed relationship at the time so nothing was said about where he was or who he was with. BUT, if you see him now with his shirt off, there is a scar along his right pectoral area that is about 2 inches wide.
Well if this 'actress' is soo nameless I can't see why the hell anyone would wanna stalk her, anyway it's the fake Lawyer so whatever! I can bet Schartznegger however the hell he spells that 51 letter name is a-list in his mind!

This one comes from AP:
#2 At a thing last week, AP was in the bathroom and a C list actress starts talking about what she had done the night before. Turns out she was hanging out with this defnitely not ugly A list film actor as far as name recognition, but in reality B list because he needs a strong cast to open well. He is heroic though. Anyway, the two of them were enjoying some adult activities and she started to do move down and do something with her mouth, when he practically screamed, "No." In all her many experiences, she had never got that type of reaction and so decided to take a much closer look at the member in question. A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning.
George Clooney - He needed that big cast to sell the Ocean's 11-15 crap!

SunShine23 · June 15th, 2007, 02:30 AM

^^ive heard clooney has herpes so ill go with you there. good job

Yoko Ono · June 15th, 2007, 02:31 AM

In #1, the A-list foreigner with a wife could be Antonio Banderas.

Sassiness · June 15th, 2007, 04:33 AM

^^ that was my first thought too. No clue on second - none of the Heroes cast are A/B list are they? What's the heroic clue about....

SweetPea · June 15th, 2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Yoko Ono

In #1, the A-list foreigner with a wife could be Antonio Banderas.

I thought this too but she is more well known then he is.

2. I thought it was referring to superhero that's why I went with Fantastic Four. But Clooney was Batman also. (got out of the bed and room like lightning.) What superhero has lightning as a power or electricity?

Novice · June 15th, 2007, 11:22 AM

Someone suggested Ewan McGregor for A & can I just mention that it says
"A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning."
To my mind Warts & herpes are different things. Warts are treatable (as in curable) to start with.....

..and this might help Sweetie?
"Reed Richards, inventor and leader of the group gains the ability to stretch his body, and takes the name, Mr. Fantastic. His girlfriend, Sue Storm, gains the ability to turn invisible and create force fields, calling herself the Invisible Woman. Her younger brother Johnny Storm gains the ability to control fire, including covering his own body with flame, becoming the Human Torch."

Ioan Gruffudd ... Reed Richards

Jessica Alba ... Sue Storm

Chris Evans ... Johnny Storm

Michael Chiklis ... Ben Grimm

Julian McMahon ... Victor Von Doom

Kerry Washington ... Alicia Masters

Andre Braugher ... General Hager

Laurence Fishburne ... The Silver Surfer (voice)

Doug Jones ... The Silver Surfer

RevellingInSane · June 15th, 2007, 12:02 PM

I thought Antonio for the first, but it say was in a committed relationship. So, then I thought of maybe Colin Farrell. I have to find the picks that were in a famous tabloid showing an actor with that scar.

2.Member and lightning make me think of Fantastic Four. Chiklis maybe?

SweetPea · June 15th, 2007, 12:33 PM

^^Thanks Novice.

But the disaster of the space mission has caused Victor Von Doom (Julian McMahon) to go bankrupt and he vows vengeance on Reed, where he bids for world domination and sets out to get unleash hell by using his powers by controlling electricity that are slowly turning his skin into metal. With Victor out for vengeance and world domination, Reed, Ben, Susan and Johnny combine their super-powers and become a team of super heroes known as "The Fantastic Four" and are the only ones who can defeat Victor Von Doom and foil his evil plans.

Could this be Julian McMahon?

Novice · June 15th, 2007, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetPea

^^Thanks Novice.

But the disaster of the space mission has caused Victor Von Doom (Julian McMahon) to go bankrupt and he vows vengeance on Reed, where he bids for world domination and sets out to get unleash hell by using his powers by controlling electricity that are slowly turning his skin into metal. With Victor out for vengeance and world domination, Reed, Ben, Susan and Johnny combine their super-powers and become a team of super heroes known as "The Fantastic Four" and are the only ones who can defeat Victor Von Doom and foil his evil plans.

Could this be Julian McMahon?

Oh God No! I hope not....

Actually doesn't he live up in Simi with a long time girlfried that he keeps really quiet? Oooooooh!