Panache Report 06/12/07

pusssykatt · June 13th, 2007, 11:01 AM

Panache Report
(KARMA): This black female celebrity is a singer. During her peak years, she was always attracted to the pretty boys to no avail. Over time, she became unlucky in love. She continuously tried to use her fame to lure good looking men but they were only interested in one night stands. She became bitter and resentful especially when she saw other women in committed and loving relationships. On a few occasions, she tried to come on to her friend's boyfriends behind their back. She hated seeing other happy when she was so miserable. She turned her anger towards a beautiful aspiring black actress in Hollywood who happened to be involved with someone our singer wanted. She was so resentful, she tried to smear the actress and blackball her, she even had her messy friends making prank calls from blocked numbers. Finally, she met a man (also famous) who seemed to want her. They married but the fairy tale soon became a nightmare. This man appears to be easygoing and in love with her but in reality, he is known for sexually harassing women, he was also named in a paternity suit and he loves to have phone sex with hookers. Our singer is aware of his infidelities and chooses to look the other way because she went through so much to get him. Her logic: A little piece of a man is better than not having a man at all. Hints: Her husband is not a rapper, athlete, model or singer and he's well known within the black community only.

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RevellingInSane · June 13th, 2007, 12:08 PM

Let me think about this one.

southernbelle · June 13th, 2007, 02:04 PM

For some reason I thought of Natalie Cole but I think she might be too old.

feedthepilot · June 13th, 2007, 02:07 PM

I totally thought Natalie Cole too!!

greysfang · June 13th, 2007, 02:10 PM

For whatever reason, my first thought was Brandy, but she's never been married. My second thought was Tracey Edmunds, but she doesn't sing. I need to think on this one awhile too.

Laneena · June 13th, 2007, 03:39 PM

Does Angela Basset Sing?

NoLifeLucy · June 13th, 2007, 03:41 PM

nope angela bassett isn't a singer and she's married to Courtney B. Vance (law & order) - I'm going to go with Nat too - for lack of a better guess

greysfang · June 13th, 2007, 04:10 PM

The epiphany is here.

Mary J. Blige - married to Kendu Issacs, music executive. They are on the cover of Essence right now.

RevellingInSane · June 13th, 2007, 05:24 PM

Dammit! Was thinking of the other panache! Duh!

greysfang · June 13th, 2007, 05:27 PM

It doesn't say anything about her being broke.?

kingcap72 · June 13th, 2007, 07:46 PM

This sounds like Toni Braxton. She's married, has a couple of kids, and she's not at her peak anymore.

RevellingInSane · June 13th, 2007, 07:49 PM

Hmmm...Blige was linked to several guys thought of as pretty boyd, including a long relationship with a member of Jodeci. Kendu has three kids that she is stepmom too now.

Toni's husband would be famous by association with Mint Condition. (Where they hell have they been?)

I also thought of Lauryn Hill and Rohan Marley.

sanlee · June 14th, 2007, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Hmmm...Blige was linked to several guys thought of as pretty boyd, including a long relationship with a member of Jodeci. Kendu has three kids that she is stepmom too now.

Toni's husband would be famous by association with Mint Condition. (Where they hell have they been?)

I also thought of Lauryn Hill and Rohan Marley.

Kenny Green died from AIDS a few years ago!
I like Mary for this!

RevellingInSane · June 14th, 2007, 11:22 AM

Kenny Green? Who?

75Sasha · June 16th, 2007, 04:09 AM

This might be Brandy. The baby daddy and her faked a marriage to keep her virginal image intact, but there was no actual wedding. Plus with the manslaughter (or whatever she's charged with) thing, she's bound to have issues.