Entertainment Lawyer 06/08/07

[pusssykatt]

Crazy Days and Nights
#1. Are you an extra and want to be seen on camera more or given a bit part? This A list director who already has a bad reputation can make it happen. That is of course if you are willing to do everything he says for the entire shoot. If you do, it seems that he keeps his word and delivers. One extra was so good she even got a few lines to say and now is a regular on a hit television show.

The next two are from the friendly neighborhood accountant.

#2. Many actors enjoy strip clubs. They enjoy the attention they receive and they have the money to make sure they are treated great. Spending $10,000 in a night is not unheard of. This A/B list actor who showers infrequently loves strippers but doesn’t like going to clubs. I guess he’s shy. Anyway, what our actor decided to do was to pay three strippers to be on call 24/7. He pays them each $5000 a month to show up at his place within one hour of a phone call to them. The only day he guarantees them they will be off is Christmas and the anniversary of something important.

#3. This former A list film actor who could maybe move back up has got heat in the past for going to strip clubs. Some say it was even the reason behind at least one relationship going bust. Therefore our actor hides behind the computer. He goes online to webcam girls where he can be who he wants and do what he wants with anyone and there are no repercussions. In 2006 he spent about $50,000 on webcam girls. At $2.00 a minute that would mean he spent about 5% of the year online staring at them.

#4. It’s not only the ladies who like to give back their dinner to the porcelain throne. Seems as if this former A list television actor who has more looks than talent has been going through a dry spell lately. No one wanted to hire him anymore because he had been putting on the pounds. Too lazy to exercise, but wanting a job, our actor used a combination of diet pills and vomiting to get himself back on television this fall.

AGC MAIN PAGE BLIND ITEMS

[SunShine23]

1. brett ratner
2. keanu reeves or matthew mcconaughy
3. no clue.
4. jason lewis. he was gone for a while but was just on brothers & sisters

[RevellingInSane]

1.Tarantino?

2.Brad Pitt has long been rumored to not shower often.

3. Val Kilmer

4. Chris Noth

[*blink*]

1. no clue

2. Colin Farrel

3.Ben Afflek

4. Dunno

[doriangray]

2. colin farrell
3. christian slater

[eeyore0101]

2. Farrell or McConaughy

3. Ben Affleck

[stylejunkiex]

4. Former A Listers with TV debuts this fall are:
- Billy Baldwin
- Donald Sutherland
- Kelsey Grammer

[Geisha]

I really think 2 is Keanu, I doubt MM or Farell would be too shy to be caught at a strip club.

Number 4 has to be someone hot...all looks and no talent...

[SweetPea]

1. David O. Russell

2. Colin Farrell

3. Ben Affleck

4. Jason Priestly

[stylejunkiex]

^^ Good guess on the Jason Priestly idea.. he shot a new pilot for a show called Side Order of Life

ETA: For #3, Christian Slater got in a lot of trouble w his ex for going to strip joints.. just a thought.