Entertainment Lawyer 05/30/07

pusssykatt · May 30th, 2007, 04:14 PM

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER
This lead singer from a holier-than-thou-art family has had at least three #1 hits. Friends and family were expecting wedding invitations to show up soon. They were right because our singer had been busy making plans with his 5+ year girlfriend. Location booked, preacher reserved, the works. But isn't it weird that, when the invitations arrived, the bride's name was not that of the girlfriend everyone knew, but that of someone they had never met? Many chose not to attend the ceremony out of disapproval. All was made clear less than six months later when baby made three. Our singer had made the quick switch of brides when his very controlling, behind the scenes father hit him below the belt -- in the pocket. Seems our singer had the choice of marrying the girl he had been secretly seeing or being disowned and losing out on the family money. He chose the former and poor girlfriend got left behind. It seems enough begging and pleading kept most mouths shut while he played devoted husband and father for a few years, the adoring wife completely oblivious to the existence of poor girlfriend. However, when it became obvious to the rest of the family that he just can't stop his wandering eye, vengeful little sister let adoring wife in on how the elaborate shotgun wedding had been planned so quickly -- she was the only detail that was added at the last minute. Now, adoring wife has made arrangements to meet girlfriend. Whether it will be a cat fight or a pity party is yet to be seen, but it doesn't look good for our husband of the year. Do I smell "irreconcilable differences"?

AGC MAIN PAGE BLIND ITEMS

SweetPea · May 30th, 2007, 07:49 PM

Creed Ex-singer?

RevellingInSane · May 31st, 2007, 08:07 AM

Holier than thou art? Hmm? A Winans maybe?

NoLifeLucy · May 31st, 2007, 10:52 AM

This is a good one, I'm watching for the answer!!!!

greysfang · May 31st, 2007, 11:56 AM

Scott Stapp.

cataroo · May 31st, 2007, 04:10 PM

Can't be Stapp. He's been married for awhile to his new wife and no baby yet...

greysfang · May 31st, 2007, 04:43 PM

Check his imdb or wiki. They have a baby,.

sprynkles · June 2nd, 2007, 03:39 PM

Can't be Scott. His family has no money.

booker55 · June 2nd, 2007, 04:03 PM

what about the next generation of osmond boys? could the #1 hits refer to christian charts?

Geisha · June 4th, 2007, 01:23 PM

Hanson?

mistify · June 4th, 2007, 01:35 PM

I say Hanson too... That middle kid got married awful fast, and aren't they religious?? Scientologist or something strange like that?? First thought that popped in my head..

booker55 · June 4th, 2007, 01:49 PM

Hanson bros. dated their wives for 3 yrs, 2 yrs and 5 yrs respectively. the middle wife was pregnant at time of marriage but still his long time gf. it's hard to find info on the osmond grandchildren. i know there is a band of brothers, plus donny has kids and marie has a brood.

AliceInWonderland · June 4th, 2007, 08:28 PM

come on someone! solve it!!! I need to know!!!

RevellingInSane · June 4th, 2007, 11:25 PM

I think the BI may be some serious BS. This could be old.

Jermaine Jackson was married to Hazel Gordy. She divorced him in 1987, after his mistress had his second child. In 1988, he moved in with the said mistres. In 1994, he married, but not the mistress. He married his brother's ex wife. They were married fourteen months, but had 3 kids ( a set of twin and a single).

greysfang · June 5th, 2007, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sprynkles

Can't be Scott. His family has no money.

They don't have rock star money, but they do have money. His father is a doctor who also came from money.