Entertainment Lawyer 05/24/07

[pusssykatt]

Crazy Days and Nights
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.

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[greysfang]

Brad Pitt and the Ocean's crew?

[kingcap72]

^^It seems like Brad, but I don't know if anybody would call him a brilliant actor.

[YiYi]

This hurts me deeply to post, but another candidate for this BI could be Johnny Depp. I would consider him a brilliant actor and with his "Pirates" movies, easily qualifies for the top 10 movies of two of the last five years.
Brad Pitt's movies would only qualify if we went back to Oceans Eleven way back in 2001 (according to IMDB).

[purewine]

This is just the type of BI I like. To help everyone out, here's a list of the Top 10 movies of the past 5 years and the stars that I consider A-list:


2006

1. Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest – Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom
2. Night at the Museum – Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams
3. Cars – Owen Wilson, Paul Newman
4. X-Men: The Last Stand – Hugh Jackman
5. The Da Vinci Code – Tom Hanks
6. Superman Returns – Kevin Spacey
7. Happy Feet – Hugh Jackman, Robin Williams
8. Ice Age: The Meltdown
9. Casino Royale -
10. The Pursuit Happyness – Will Smith

2005

1. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith – Ewan McGregor, Samuel L. Jackson
2. The Chronicles of Narnia
3. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
4. War of the Worlds – Tom Cruise
5. King Kong
6. Wedding Crashers – Owen Wilson
7. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Johnny Depp
8. Batman Begins
9. Madagascar – Ben Stiller, Chris Rock
10. Mr & Mrs. Smith – Brad Pitt

2004

1. Shrek 2 –
2. Spider-Man 2
3. The Passion of the Christ – Mel Gibson
4. Meet the Frockers – Ben Stiller, Robert Deniro, Dustin Hoffman
5. The Incredibles
6. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
7. The Day After Tomorrow
8. The Bourne Supremacy – Matt Damon
9. National Treasure – Nicholas Cage
10. The Polar Express – Tom Hanks

2003

1. the Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King – Orlando Bloom
2. Finding Nemo
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl – Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom
4. The Matrix Reloaded – Keanu Reeves
5. Bruce Almighty – Jim Carrey
6. X2: X-Men United – Hugh Jackman
7. Elf
8. Terminator 3 – Arnold Schwarzenegger
9. The Matrix Revolutions – Keanu Reeves
10. Cheaper by the Dozen

2002

1. Spiderman
2. the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers – Orlando Bloom
3. Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones – Ewan McGregor, Samual L. Jackson
4. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
5. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
6. Signs – Mel Gibson
7. Austin Powers in Goldmember
8. Men in Black II – Will Smith
9. Ice Age
10. Chicago – Richard Gere

Actors with a movie in the top ten for at least 2 years (this is by year so even if an actor had two movies in one year, it's only counted as one):
Orlando Bloom – 3
Johnny Depp – 3
Ewan McGregor – 2
Samuel L. Jackson – 2
Ben Stiller – 3
Owen Wilson - 2
Tom Hanks - 2
Mel Gibson – 2
Hugh Jackman – 2
Will Smith - 2

[YiYi]

So Johnny Depp has had a top 10 movie in three of the last five years - not two. I hope this disqualifies him. Please don't let this BI be my Johnny!

[RevellingInSane]

Drunken sailor? Hmm, Mutiny on the Bounty...about sailors, remake starring Mel, who is a known lover of spirits.

[SunShine23]

^^mel is maried. it says not married. and sailor=boat= pirates? johnny?

i dont think its brad. angelina im sure is a big enough whore for him

[SweetPea]

These two candidates (Pitt or Depp) are far too young to be needing viagra. I don't believe it's either.

Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy)
he could be married or not

[RevellingInSane]

I read the BI as saying it is not going to disclose marital status, but this person has a significant other:

"married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy)"

[SunShine23]

^^oh I see what you mean. this one is tough. basically its any a-list actor with a gf/spouse. also, is mel still a-list? he doesnt really act anymore and the whole racist debacle.

[louiswinthorpe111]

I placing my bets on Owen "penis nose" Wilson. He's now with Kate Hudson, and I can see him getting a busload of guys and partying in TJ.

[greysfang]

Lots of people who don't need Viagra abuse it. Age is not a factor.

[Geisha]

I'm going with Ewen. "Brilliant" is such a UK term. and Orlando was in 4 of the top movies...but he's single.

[bite me spidey]

I thought of the Pirate movies and then Depp (who is "married/not married" to his long-time partner) but the Viagra comment threw me off. I don't think Depp is nearly old enough to need a bottle of that.