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    Holy Moly!
    --News reaches us, courtesy of some Dutch middle-aged swingers (and that's not a sentence I get to type very often), that the wife-swapping scene is absolutely rife in South East England, and one way in which swingers can make contact with and recognise each other is to plant large pampas grass plants in their front gardens. This, apparently, is the swinger equivalent of a red light in the window and fairly screams out, "I want you to come in and penetrate my wife in our bedroom while I take your wife into the static caravan on the drive and have my way with her on the little sofa thing around the windows." One Southern celebrity couple were rumoured to be VERY active on the swinging scene, and made certain that their front lawn was almost obscured by the grassy plants. Have you guessed? Final answer?

    --Which angry supermodel model is adopting Heather Mills' attitude to rich Arabs to such a degree that for an extra couple of thousand, you get her ma at the same time?

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    the second one is Naoimi Campbell.
    *****SUPERTRAMP=SUPERFREAK*****

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    Ooooh I know this, I've registered just to reply! It's Chris Tarrant - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?!?

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    2 is Naomi

    1. I have no idea.



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    Is the "Final Answer" bit from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

    If so, if it's a UK blind item, it would be that sad old git Chris Tarrant.

    Anyone know where he lives?

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    # 1 made me spit out my water laughing cause my 73 yr old in-laws have all these pampas grass plants in their landscaping! Who knew?
    Is it Happy Hour yet?

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    Hell, I wonder if THEY know!

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    McJag! You're back from your trip!!

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    I live in the South East!

    Oh jeez....I don't know who it could be

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    #2. Valerie and Naomi Campbell??
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    One Southern celebrity couple were rumoured to be VERY active on the swinging scene, and made certain that their front lawn was almost obscured by the grassy plants. Have you guessed? Final answer?

    I'm taking this to mean that this is in the past tense. Like they no longer are active or have since passed away.
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to me….it only means the night is coming.

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