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    Crazy Days and Nights: Jackass v. Kindness
    JACKASS VS. KINDNESS
    JACKASS: So, this former sex siren, aging B list actress on a hit network show was at a MAC Cosmetics recently. Well the brand new clerk recognized our actress and was very much wanting to help and make a big sale. Our actress proceeded to spend almost an hour with the clerk. Our actress wanted to try everything. She refused to use any of the testers on the counter and made the clerk open brand new packages of several different bottles of perfume. When the clerk began to say that she didn't know if she could do that, our actress did the "Don't you know who I am routine?" and that the store always let her do it because she spends so much money there. Our actress then proceeded to try every kind of makeup and perfume imaginable until there was a pile of about 40 different items all opened and worth about $3000. At about this time the boyfriend of our actress shows up and our actress tells the clerk she has to go. The boyfriend asks if she's going to buy anything and the actress says, "Nope. It's all junk. I was just killing time waiting for you." With that, the actress walked out the door. Luckily, the clerk didn't get fired and now the actress is banned from the store.

    KINDNESS: **This one came to me yesterday, is barely blind and will probably be public before the end of the day so guess quickly.** So this once married singer and his girlfriend were getting on the elevator at their apartment when an older gentleman was coming out. As the gentleman exited the elevator, he stopped, grabbed his chest and fell down in front of them. The man managed to whisper to the singer that he had left his medication in his apartment. Our singer grabbed the keys and headed to the apartment while his girlfriend dialed 911. Our singer came back and gave the elderly man a pill and stayed with him until the paramedics arrived. The man was hospitalized overnight and then released.

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    1. Teri Hatcher or Nicollette Sheridan

    2. Nick Lachey

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    Nick Lachey for #2. Although I don't know if they live in an apartment.

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    2. Could be Dave Navarro as well maybe?

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    1. Nicolette Sheridan
    2. Nick Lachey or Richie Sambora, but this sounds like something Nick would do.



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    Quote Originally Posted by pusssykatt View Post
    Crazy Days and Nights: Jackass v. Kindness
    KINDNESS: **This one came to me yesterday, is barely blind and will probably be public before the end of the day so guess quickly.** So this once married singer and his girlfriend were getting on the elevator at their apartment when an older gentleman was coming out. As the gentleman exited the elevator, he stopped, grabbed his chest and fell down in front of them. The man managed to whisper to the singer that he had left his medication in his apartment. Our singer grabbed the keys and headed to the apartment while his girlfriend dialed 911. Our singer came back and gave the elderly man a pill and stayed with him until the paramedics arrived. The man was hospitalized overnight and then released.

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    #1 Nicolette for sure.

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