Entertainment Lawyer 05/04/07

pusssykatt · May 4th, 2007, 05:14 PM

Crazy Days and Nights
1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.

2. This aging former A list actor got his license suspended quite awhile ago and has about another year to go before he can drive legally again. He thinks he can beat the system and drive, but also knows he better not get caught. To try and appear less noticeable, our actor has an old beat up Hyundai Accent he drives around town while wearing a hat and sunglasses. **I don't think he's quite thought through the whole getting out of the car thing though.**

3 & 4. OK, this one is a little complicated.

--B list television actress on network show is married to a regular guy.
-- B list television actor on hit network (not the same as our actress) show married to a producer/visionary.
Our actor and actress shoot on the same lot. They met, and started having an affair. They also started hanging out with their respective spouses together. The regular guy and producer/visionary hit it off and started having an affair. Eventually all found out about each other. Fearing no one would understand what the hell was going on, they decided to keep it secret and stay married to their respective spouses. What they did do however is switch where they slept. Producer/visionary moved in with regular guy and actress moved in with actor. Got it?

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Sialia · May 4th, 2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pusssykatt

Crazy Days and Nights
1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.

Paris Hilton is #67 on FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007" list.

Penny Lane · May 4th, 2007, 06:24 PM

Yea, but Lindsay was #41...

nycgirl · May 4th, 2007, 07:00 PM

celebutante= paris

Tater Tot · May 4th, 2007, 07:05 PM

What about Kim Kardashian?

greysfang · May 4th, 2007, 07:30 PM

I agree, Kardashian.

SweetPea · May 5th, 2007, 05:53 PM

^^That's who I thought but she's not on the list.

greysfang · May 5th, 2007, 07:37 PM

Kim made one of the sexy lists, can't remember which one though. There are so many now its hard to keep up.

mistify · May 5th, 2007, 09:55 PM

1. Kim Stewart did she make any lists??

2 . Mel Gibson? Of course is he still A-list?

3&4 too complicated but I will guess...

3 Alyson Hanigan (is her hubby still acting?)
4 who knows

gossip_moll · May 5th, 2007, 09:59 PM

Ooh, I have no clue about 3 & 4, but this sounds good. Help a sister out...any ideas?

Sassiness · May 6th, 2007, 01:50 AM

Dunno for the last 2, but the first one has me in stiches!!

Mira · May 6th, 2007, 03:27 AM

#2 Nicke Nolte

ashley_hm2005 · May 6th, 2007, 09:50 AM

#1-Paris

RevellingInSane · May 6th, 2007, 12:05 PM

1. I would have to say Paris. She has been photographed at Starbucks quite a few times.

2. Suspended license? Nolte had a DUI, right?

3 and 4) No idea

Elisa · May 6th, 2007, 08:03 PM

#2 - Don Johnson??