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    Default New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle-Pop really should start dating.

    I mean, it would be a fake get-together, but how many real ones are left in this town? Like Jude Law and Sienna Miller are going to last. Like they got back together because they just feel so right for each other, in the end--current flicks to sell be damned!

    So, Toothy and Petunia are pushing the upchuck-and-saliva-covered envelope like you would not believe. Or maybe you would?

    Ladies first. Movie-stah Toothy--who's been playing with whether or not to come out the closet for so long now, readers think I'm just makin' this sitch up (I'm not)--recently did a chat show for his latest pic, Casablanca Cuckold. You'll never guess what a network worker bee caught him doing in the privacy of his dressing room before taping...

    No, not fornicating (you dirty busybodies), just tonguing his b-f, that's all. And this little love licking spread through the studio faster than a pink-slip distribution list at ABC!

    Causing far fewer but much more horrified mouths to gasp at an L.A. recording studio was Petunia's smelly wake. After barging into the classy operation with her screeching wheels, P2 headed straight for the bathroom, which had been oh so thoughtfully set up with scented candles and tasteful towels and such.

    After 15 minutes of locking herself in the loo, Petunia emerged, leaving the bathroom looking like something out of Martha Stewart's nightmares. And guess what was left smack in the middle of the restroom--with one tiny towel placed in the middle?

    It was a reeking, warm pile of human discard. Puke. All over the floor.

    Jeez, whose wake is stinkier these days, drugged-out Pet's or duded-out Tooth's?

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    Default Re: New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    Ok, TT is definitely absolutely without a doubt Jake. Who's been out hawking his movie all over town?? Jake!! He was just on Ellen and a few late night shows.

    And Petunia sounds like Paris to me...

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    Yep, Jake was just on Ellen and a few other shows.

    Recording studio? Who's working on music... Nicole? Kelly? Lindsay just did an album and so did Paris.

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    Default Re: New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    Screeching Wheels = Paris' new motorcycle? Eh, nevermind. Her albums already finished, why would she be in a recording studio this late?

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    Default Re: New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    Is it JLo or Mariah who insists on scented candles everywhere she goes?
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    Default Re: New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    OH wait... the clue about the movie the actor is promoting... Casablanca Cuckold.... that's nothing like Jarhead or the gay cowboy movie.

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    Default Re: New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    Quote Originally Posted by muchlove View Post
    OH wait... the clue about the movie the actor is promoting... Casablanca Cuckold.... that's nothing like Jarhead or the gay cowboy movie.
    You are exactly right! That's why I still don't think it's Gyllenhaal.

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    Default Re: New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    My first guess for P2 was Ashlee Simpson, but I don't know. Maybe someone with double initials... Lindsay Lohan? But I'm not sure, because I think he uses the same names for the same individuals and hers is apparently "Morgan Mayhem." Nicole Richie is "Pixe Mixie" or something like that... so that might eliminate them both.

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    Default Re: New Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle Blind Vice 11/15

    Ok, here's what we know:

    Cuckold = he has a cheating spouse/significant other
    Casanova = romantic movie or city in Morocco

    hmm.. I think it could still be Jake, Kiki cheats and the cowboy movie is romantic.

    As for P2, I think it's Lindsay Lohan because:
    Same initials P2 = L2
    Screeching wheels = Lindsay's car crashes
    Plus she (pretends) to have a singing career and is rail thin. Could be more than just the coke afterall keeping her skinny.
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