Entertainment Lawyer 04/27/07

pusssykatt · April 27th, 2007, 03:14 PM

Crazy Days and Nights: Four For Friday
1. So this A list movie actress (and I really use the term loosely here because to me being in the tabs often doesn't make you A list, but some people think so) who is always at the top of every sexy list has been going through more heartbreak then was previously imagined. Although people spoke of her breakup, it was just a casual thing for the most part. Not for our actress. She was absolutely crushed and it shows. She has been dropping weight rapidly and has become sickly looking just in the past two or three weeks. Not drugs, not disease, just heartbreak. (Not Jessica Biel)

2. So, this person you either love or hate was all set to do an exclusive party in the Land Down Under. Big bucks were coming his way. So, what he decided to do was go ahead and double book two parties, even though he had promised both of them exclusivity. He thought the two hosts would agree to something and he would get two fees. Well, neither host would budge and both were irate. Finally one had enough and just said you can have him. Except for a little nudge from someone, our person could have ended up with no parties and is very lucky to still have one.

3. This B list film actress just completed a round of publicity for one of her recent films. When she was looking at the photos of herself she decided she didn't like what she saw. Even though she's incredibly young she decided to have a face lift. Now, she can't stop smiling. No, I mean the skin is so tight now that it is really uncomfortable unless she is smiling all of the time. This is someone who never smiled. What makes it worse is that she is going around telling everyone that she has never had any work done. Uh-huh.

4. So Wednesday was Administrative Professionals Day. I don't think they changed it from Secretary Day to be PC. I think it was done so it would include more people and make the lunch crowds rival Mother's Day. Anyway, last year at lunch, I needed to use the facilities. I'm old and have prostate problems. As I was waiting in line, (see what I mean about crowds), I noticed an actor brother who was not even shy about his need to look over the dividing line to both his right and left to see what the other men were bringing to the table so to speak. Lest you doubt his intentions, our actor is just a bit vertically challenged and had to stand on tip toes to achieve this feat. He managed to make it through about three cycles of men before fleeing. He must also have a bad prostate because he was headed back to the bathroom 15 minutes later.

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nycgirly101 · April 27th, 2007, 03:31 PM

1. Jessica Alba?

Mira · April 27th, 2007, 03:33 PM

#2 Russell Crowe

SweetPea · April 27th, 2007, 03:46 PM

1. Jessica Alba

3. Jessica Biel? Eva Mendes?

Tater Tot · April 27th, 2007, 04:06 PM

1) Jessica Alba

2) Perez Hilton

3) Rose McGowan

4) Who cares

Mira · April 27th, 2007, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tater Tot

2) Perez Hilton

oh yes, of course. I remember reading another item about that last week I think.

teforde23 · April 27th, 2007, 04:58 PM

1. Jessica Alba
2. Perez
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Luke Wilson

Raspberry gashes · April 27th, 2007, 05:04 PM

2- Perez
3- Rose (she never used to smile- it was always a closed lip one)

Couldn't care less about #1 or #4.

nycgirly101 · April 27th, 2007, 08:21 PM

ohh I love the perez and rose guesses. Rose's skin looks very different and slightly tight, I noticed that when I saw a video of her on tmz a couple of weeks ago

Novice · April 28th, 2007, 11:51 AM

Would Rose class as incredibly young tho? (in hollywood) Maybe it's aimed at someone in their 20s? - just a thought, because I've not got a clue really....

Laurent · April 28th, 2007, 12:19 PM

1. Scarlett Johannsen

Raspberry gashes · April 28th, 2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurent

1. Scarlett Johannsen

Nah, i saw her on Saturday Night Live and she looks good. Doesn't look sick and hasn't dropped any weight.

Icepik · April 28th, 2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Novice

Would Rose class as incredibly young tho? (in hollywood) Maybe it's aimed at someone in their 20s? - just a thought, because I've not got a clue really....

Well, she is only 33; that is incredibly young to have a face life - or atleast I think so

cherrychip · April 28th, 2007, 05:13 PM

1. Scarlett J. or Drew Barrymore
2. Perez
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Luke Wilson or Chad Lowe or a Baldwin brother

nycgirly101 · April 28th, 2007, 06:01 PM

1 is definetely not scarjo, i saw pics of her from the other day and she doesn't look thinner at all, eva longoria is still with tony parker, he said its not jessica biel, and drew barrymore doesn't make the tops of those lists....so it would have to be jessica alba, I mean I don't see who else it could be

2 is definetely perez, Perez's diary debacle | The Sunday Telegraph

3. check out rose's new face http://www.laineygossip.com/pics/ros...01%20apr07.jpg