Entertainment Lawyer 04/02

**pusssykatt** · April 2nd, 2007, 02:57 PM

Crazy Days and Nights: Today's Blind Items
--When you make the transition from teen idol to out of work actor, the women who used to be everywhere are now just a nighttime memory. So, you always try and find the lamest parties with the hottest women and hope someone will remember you. They remember you when you remind them what show you used to be on and then you tell them you are working on several projects. The problem is that when it comes to leave, they think of you still as a kid. No problem. You made lots of money on the show and so offer to take one of the women "shopping" after the party and buy her something nice. She accepts. Now where are the paps when you need them? This way the world will see you've become a man. The last idea didn't work too well did it?

--Note to actors--It's tax season. Your accountants are going to go through all your records. Sometimes they get busy and have members of their staff do the work. They are not highly paid and will sell your information. If they are really pissed they will just tell the world what you did. This B list actor on a hit television show always plays a good guy and is very popular. What would his fans think if they discovered that he gave $10,000 to a white power organization last year?

AGC MAIN PAGE BLIND ITEMS

**doriangray** · April 2nd, 2007, 03:45 PM

the first one i thought of scott baio

**louiswinthorpe111** · April 2nd, 2007, 03:55 PM

#1 David Faustino

**greysfang** · April 2nd, 2007, 03:58 PM

Frankie Muniz

**jaclynfett** · April 2nd, 2007, 07:30 PM

yes, Frankie Muniz!

**SunShine23** · April 2nd, 2007, 10:45 PM

but malcolm in the middle is off air...what about TR Knight?

**Zombocalypse!!!!!!** · April 3rd, 2007, 12:02 AM

I think the Frankie Muniz guess is for the former teen idol blind. I don't know about T.R.; would a white power organization be keen on receiving money from a gay man, or does his whiteness trump anything else? I don't know; "popular b-list actor on a hit show" sounds so vague to me, unless I'm missing a clue. Matthew Fox of Lost, maybe? That would kind of suck.

**SunShine23** · April 3rd, 2007, 12:15 AM

^^his whiteness?? i dont think coke dealers discriminate

**Zombocalypse!!!!!!** · April 3rd, 2007, 12:26 AM

Forgive my ignorance; white power organizations are coke dealers? I thought they were groups that subscribed to the notion of the superiority of the white race over others. I thought they were anti-gay as well; granted I'm not up on the inner-workings of a typical white power organization.

**greysfang** · April 3rd, 2007, 09:32 AM

^^You are correct, I think sunshine may have read it as white powder.

**SunShine23** · April 3rd, 2007, 12:17 PM

oops! thank you greysfang! sorry Zombocalypse. lol. freudian slip?

**southernbelle** · April 3rd, 2007, 12:48 PM

1. don't know, don't care

2. Patrick Dempsey

**Zombocalypse!!!!!!** · April 3rd, 2007, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by SunShine23

oops! thank you greysfang! sorry Zombocalypse. lol. freudian slip?

Oh, I hope not! No problem, Sunshine; after I read your post I had to re-read the blind thinking I had misread powder as power.

Patrick Dempsey seems as good a guess as any; he has played a lot of good guys including his current stint as McDreamy. For some reason I would find this less shocking than my Matthew Fox guess but I can't pinpoint exactly why.

**nycgirl** · April 3rd, 2007, 03:41 PM

1. Scott Baio for sure
2. umm I don't even want to know

thats a horrible thing to do when you could donate money to so many worthwhile charities instead

**o0Amber0o** · April 5th, 2007, 06:42 AM

For some reason I don't think that the second blind is dealing with a member of Grey's. I think they would've found a way to mention that it was a hit TV show with tension history or something. idk, it IS really vague.