Entertainment Lawyer 03/23

pusssykatt · March 23rd, 2007, 02:47 PM

Crazy Days and Nights: Four For Friday
--This pin-up B list television actress from the 80's and early 90's has disappeared from public view. Within the last week she has shut down her website and MySpace page. After a long dry spell she was resurrecting her career and her personal life, but now she seems to be pulling the plug on all of it. There is a rumor floating around that she has cancer and another that she just doesn't want to be bothered with the business anymore and is going to hide in a far corner of the world for several years.

--How many times have I told celebrities to drive themselves? Well the same thing holds true for parking your car yourself. If you must let a valet take your car, then make sure you clean up or hide everything of note in the car. Speaking of valets, there is a rumor that one tab paid a valet to hide a wireless camera in a celeb car. The valet got it in the car and it worked for about five minutes until the celeb hit a pothole and the transmission ceased.
1. This B list made for tv movie actor who once had aspirations to be a real movie actor left a little tiny plastic bag in the cup holder of his car. This little tiny bag had some brown powder in it. Now of course I am sure his publicist would say it was brown sugar, but the valet had never seen someone jump so fast into their car when the valet returned it. After retrieving the bag, our actor smiled with a huge look of relief plastered on his face.

2. This soon to be married B list television actress on a hit network show left her car with the valet and the valet saw a tube of Zovirax on the front passenger seat floor. Now, our actress was with two other female friends (unknown if celebrities) so it is possible it belonged to one of them. No one has ever talked about this actress and herpes before, but people are talking about it now. Sure are a lot of air kisses from 2 feet away now. (NOT Eva L., and honestly wouldn't wish the herp on anyone)

--"I wanna see it. I wanna see it too." Several women convinced this not very shy singer to show everyone his famous appendage. He teased but did not deliver the goods. He did however go home with his ex-fiancee.

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Sialia · March 23rd, 2007, 05:47 PM

Maybe Christina Applegate for the first one? There's a big gap between 2005 and 2007 in her imdb listing. The only things for 2007 are March of the Penguins, and a pilot that's in pre-production. However, she's more late 80s to mid-90s, rather than 80s-early 90s.

nycgirly101 · March 23rd, 2007, 06:19 PM

ellen pompeo for the engaged actress? maybe Nicolette Sheridan? I don't know if she's still engaged though

Mira · March 23rd, 2007, 06:39 PM

I don't see Christina Applegate going to "a far corner of the world" -she grew up in L.A. and all her friends live there and so does her mother with whom she's very close... (just saying...you're right, she wasn't 80's/early90's)

Sialia · March 23rd, 2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mira

I don't see Christina Applegate going to "a far corner of the world" -she grew up in L.A. and all her friends live there and so does her mother with whom she's very close... (just saying...you're right, she wasn't 80's/early90's)

Yeah, you're right. I think "far corner of the world" is a clue but can't find anything in imdb. I've searched for titles along those lines, or just with "corner" but haven't turned anything up. Apparently I have too much time on my hands today

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Mira · March 23rd, 2007, 08:40 PM

haha I know the feeling. Sometimes it just grabs us and we have to know

sprynkles · March 24th, 2007, 05:17 PM

OMG...#1 could be anyone.
Dallas, Knots Landing, Dynasty.......crap

Did those shows even go into the 90's? Although
it didn't say it was from one show.
Am pulling hair out now. I hate these things!

Sialia · March 24th, 2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sprynkles

OMG...#1 could be anyone.
Dallas, Knots Landing, Dynasty.......crap

Did those shows even go into the 90's? Although
it didn't say it was from one show.
Am pulling hair out now. I hate these things!

I know! I feel like this one should be somewhat easy since there weren't THAT many B-list pinup TV actresses from the 80s-early 90s. Or at least, not that many that haven't been doing much. Most of the ones I could come up with seem to be present and accounted for, so to speak

. E.g. Heather Locklear, etc.

How about Erika Eleniak? She was on a few shows in the 80s, before Baywatch, and she hasn't done anything except Celebrity Fit Club since 2005. According to imdb, she bought a place in Calgary and was living there in 2004. That might be considered a "far corner" as far as Hollywood is concerned.

Or Nicole Eggert?

Edited to add: Or one of the Landers sisters? They didn't do anything for quite a while and then appeared in "Circus Camp" in 2006. I doubt they were ever considered B-list, though.

SweetPea · March 24th, 2007, 07:19 PM

I was thinking Suzanne Somers for #1 because she was in Threes Company until 1984 and was then in Step by Step in the 90's, and she certainly was a pin-up too.

This could also be Farrah Fawcett as she was a very famous pin-up and on tv from all of the 80's and the 90's.

Mira · March 24th, 2007, 07:23 PM

I have no idea who #1 is!

I don't think it's Suzanne because she was just on Larry King last week talking about how she's going to rebuild her house right on the same spot in Malibu, where her house of 25+ years just burned down. She and hubby have a second home in Palm Springs. She's doing health-related stuff nowadays along with the occasional Reno/Vegas show...

SweetPea · March 24th, 2007, 08:32 PM

^I think I've got it. Catherine Bach was a major pin-up and had a little career resurgence since Dukes of Hazzard movie, but she's gone again.

Mira · March 24th, 2007, 08:33 PM

That's a good guess... did you check out her imdb? I wouldn't blame her for splitting. Many big stars want nothing to do with living in Southern California when they can pay to fly in and fly out of wherever they need to be and if my career had tanked I wouldn't hang around L.A. either. No one will even talk to you if you're a has-been.

flecjill · March 24th, 2007, 10:37 PM

Not sure about the first one or the actor with the bag of brown stuff. For the actress with herpes, I'm going to guess katherine heigl. Blist, hit network show, engaged.