Lainey Blind Item 3/13/07

greysfang · March 13th, 2007, 12:28 PM

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Meeting at the Spa

There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know for sure that he does enjoy women, even hiring them on occasion, this is the first legitimate hint of the gaygay – for me anyway – that I can report.

Or maybe not. Maybe it means nothing. After all, there can be a THOUSAND explanations behind it, right?

So he’s shooting on location. Co-star flirtation will undoubtedly start swirling…as usual… especially since they’ve supposedly had a past.

Anyway, during down time, he heads to the local spa for a massage. Very normal. Except he books a Couples Massage. Also very normal. But is it normal that his partner was his stylist? His male stylist?

Well… since I think he’s totally, totally straight – to me, he’s just a dude with a tight sched. Sometimes you have to take a meeting in the unlikeliest of places. Others in our conservative location town however found it a little unusual though I should clarify – there were no Travolta-like masseur-inspired c*ckstands, thank Goddess.

Oh and one more thing – this male stylist goes everywhere habit? It’s apparently, like, totally a habit. Every location, everywhere, a shadow. I hear this wasn’t the first couples massage. And it won’t be the last.

But again – call me Cruise, as is the case with Jake Gyllenhaal, to me this superstar is 100% into chicks.

Wooo. Super juicy, so who is filiming right now?

Chilly Willy · March 13th, 2007, 12:45 PM

Please don't let it be my precious George.

greysfang · March 13th, 2007, 12:48 PM

Actually, I was just realizing that George is filming Leatherheads with former fuckbuddy Renee Zellwegger. But I'm not too upset, Lainey is adamant that he's striaight and I agree with her.

Mira · March 13th, 2007, 01:01 PM

How do these people expect massage therapists to keep quiet? When I worked in day spas there was all kinds of shit going on and people talking about it. Whatever. And I do think it's George and 100% he's bisexual.

Laurent · March 13th, 2007, 01:04 PM

Has Brad Pitt started filming his new movie with Gwyneth Paltrow? They used to be engaged or dated or fucked or whatever.

If not, I say George Clooney.

Mira · March 13th, 2007, 01:07 PM

^good one, Laurent. I think Brad's bi too. And he and George have been fuck buddies, prob. occasionally still are, if they've kissed and made up over Brad's delay in filming the latest Ocean's installment.

louiswinthorpe111 · March 13th, 2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurent

Has Brad Pitt started filming his new movie with Gwyneth Paltrow? They used to be engaged or dated or fucked or whatever.

If not, I say George Clooney.

Is Brad still filming Benjamin Button?

Chris McMillian, Jen's stylist, used to be his too when they were married. Maybe is new stylist is Ange's bro?

txgirl · March 13th, 2007, 01:34 PM

Could it be Matthew MCConaughey? He's on location in Australia with Kate Hudson.

greysfang · March 13th, 2007, 01:43 PM

Brad's not single.

Mira · March 13th, 2007, 01:44 PM

Ah yes.. trust greys to come in a clarify things, thanks!

(Have I mentioned I have Neptune rising?)

doriangray · March 13th, 2007, 01:47 PM

i do think it's george clooney but i don't think it's proof of his sexuality. haven't the mafia been doing this forever? pretty thin

nycgirly101 · March 13th, 2007, 02:12 PM

I've always suspected clooney was into lads also

And I don't know ANY straight men who would get a 'couples massage' with another dude.....

LynnieD · March 13th, 2007, 02:12 PM

*gasp* George Clooney?? The only reason I dare say him is because of the 'single forever' comment....and if he's filming w/Rene Z, then I say its absolutely him. God I hate myself for even considering him....

Mira · March 13th, 2007, 02:13 PM

I don't doubt that Clooney is bi, but it may just be him treating his stylist well. I've had situations like that as a therapist. It's a nice thing to do, actually. But it does raise a lot of questions.

nycgirly101 · March 13th, 2007, 02:15 PM

treating him is one thing (if it was an individual thing)- but a COUPLES massage??

thats pretty gay

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Originally Posted by Mira

I don't doubt that Clooney is bi, but it may just be him treating his stylist well. I've had situations like that as a therapist. It's a nice thing to do, actually. But it does raise a lot of questions.