Holy Moly 03/02

**pusssykatt** · March 10th, 2007, 04:31 PM

Holy Moly
Penny For The Gak : Post-Oscars, which duck-faced actress was spotted having an heroic struggle with a huge line of cocaine artfully displayed on a table at the Roosevelt Hotel? Luckily her nose was equal to the task and she devoured the lot, resulting in much applause from her entourage.

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**sprynkles** · March 10th, 2007, 05:17 PM

C. Diaz

**greysfang** · March 10th, 2007, 06:16 PM

Jessica Biel

**McJag** · March 10th, 2007, 08:32 PM

Duck faced? Big mouth? Hmmmm.

DitaPage* · March 10th, 2007, 10:22 PM

Duck faced? What the hell does that mean?

**nycgirl** · March 10th, 2007, 11:32 PM

um one of the olsens?

DitaPage* · March 10th, 2007, 11:58 PM

i'd say they are more 'monkey faced'

**Mira** · March 11th, 2007, 12:25 AM

Well I think of Jessica Simpson or Anna Nicole when I think of duck LIPS. So I guess we can at least rule one of them out!

DitaPage* · March 11th, 2007, 12:27 AM

she devoured the lot, resulting in much applause from her entourage.

Oh they cant wait for her to kill herself. How nice of them to applaud.

**greysfang** · March 11th, 2007, 12:29 AM

Duck face

**Honey** · March 11th, 2007, 04:05 AM

Wow! She does look like a duck! Good one.

I thought Paris first, but she is more birdy beak than duck face

**Manboob** · March 11th, 2007, 11:27 AM

Penelope Cruz has a duck face.

**Laurent** · March 11th, 2007, 11:45 AM

Maybe Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johannsson had a coke-off for Trousersnake's hand.

**ahtaste777** · March 11th, 2007, 02:47 PM

It's Penelope Cruz - they always call her duck faced, it says Penny for the Gak. I was quite suprised - doesn't seem like the type, but it seems like everyone is in Hollyweird.