Entertainment Lawyer 03/08

pusssykatt · March 8th, 2007, 04:44 PM

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/
--Last weekend at the poker tournament this B list actress who has been in two hit shows back to back was all kindness. An elderly man was getting up from his table and was struggling to get all of his chips together and his belongings while also keeping his balance. While this was going on, a group of four 20 something guys were playing grab ass with each other and just being asses in general ran into the elderly man. Our actress rushed to give aid to the elderly man whose chips and belongings had scattered beneath tables and chairs while at the same time unleashing a string of obscenities at the gang of four. When she unleashed her verbal tirade, it also caused the other players at the man's table to stop ignoring the situation and start helping. The gang of four looked sheepish and embarrassed but still did not help. The other players and our actress gathered the chips and belongings of the elderly man and our actress helped him to his feet and the other side of the casino where he was meeting his ride home. She stayed with him until she was sure he was fine and had cashed in his winnings.

--No Jackass to go with this, but a hint to one.
Do you remember this jackass?
***Update***No matter how much you spin it and think everyone is believing your happy tale, you are still an ass. Not just in this situation but in so many others as well. You have great publicists who make everything seem to go away, but eventually your temper will get the best of you.

Do you remember this blind item from two months ago?
--This British actress and her current boyfriend are always photographed in public groping and making out. She tries hard to show that she is all woman and that she loves boys. The problem is that even when they are out and about, no one really believes it. He is hot for her, but she always looks as if it is the last thing on her mind no matter how much they mug for the cameras. In private he doesn’t even get a whiff of her perfume. When they started dating he thought it would be true love. Actually though it has been a nightmare because she will not let him break it off. She has an image to live up to. What it means for him though is that everyone thinks he is dating her so she turns the girls from him away, although she is watching them when they walk away.
***So now that he finally managed to escape her death grip, she is on the hunt for a new show boy (better than beard) but everyone knows the score in the UK so she is coming to LA and hoping to find someone who hates kissing her as much as she hates kissing him.***

This blind item also needs to be updated.
--This fading so fast cable reality star just does not want to let go. Not content to sit on the beach or watch OC reruns on Fox, he instead likes to go to places where he knows teenagers flock and where he will still be recognized and adored. His latest trick is to go to fast food restaurants in the mall and channeling Eric Roberts in Star 80 convinces the barely legal females that he can make them a star. Invariably, he invites them back to his place, has his way with them and has them pose for photos he promises to submit to Playboy. The girls never hear from him again, but have heard from his friends who also want a personal show after viewing the photos.
***So, one reality star headed to jail. Will our fading star be keeping him company? One of his recent conquests was 17 and not the 18 she originally claimed. Our fading star is really sweating this and has totally given up his game because his parents had to bail him out with some financial assistance to keep everything quiet.***

DitaPage* · March 8th, 2007, 05:11 PM

Why was the first one a 'blind'?
I think the british actress is Keira Knightley, is she still dating her boyfriend?. What about Mischa Barton, Cisco dumped her.

Dean James · March 8th, 2007, 05:41 PM

Is the jackass maybe Johnny Knoxville or Bam? Both dabbled with marriage and that 'happy tale'.

The poker one, no idea. UK one, Keira sounds likely. Reality Star- maybe someone from the Hills or something.

greysfang · March 8th, 2007, 05:47 PM

Its not jackass literally. Every so often EL posts two blind stories, jackass v angel, about one celebrity doing good deeds and one who is...well a jackass.

Dean James · March 8th, 2007, 06:03 PM

ahhh... thanks for that. I still don't know who it is tho, lol.

Moongirl · March 8th, 2007, 06:06 PM

Shannon Elizabeth and Jennifer Tilly both frequent poker tournaments. I recall Shannon was on a few episodes of "That 70's Show" as well...

nycgirl · March 8th, 2007, 07:14 PM

1- I like the Shannon guess also -but why is this blind? it was positive
2 is Jeremy Piven, he revealed that original blind item before
3 is Keira Knightley
4. Headed to Jail- Jason Wahler, fading so fast- hmmm Brody Jenner perhaps?

Mira · March 8th, 2007, 07:18 PM

Jennifer Tilly for #1. I love her even more now, if it's her, but I don't know which back to back shows the blind is talking about so it may not be her.

Moongirl · March 8th, 2007, 08:04 PM

OK, I'm more convinced now that #1 was Shannon Elizabeth; in addition to being on "That 70's Show", she also has/had her own show, "Cuts".

fatguyinalittlecoat · March 8th, 2007, 08:54 PM

What about Courtney Cox for #1? She was in two hit shows back to back with Friends and Dirt.

Dean James · March 9th, 2007, 02:08 AM

Oh wait, Jennifer Tilly had a small role on that Henry Winkler show 'Out of Practice' and does a voice on The Family Guy, that's 2 shows there. She could def be #1.

moocher · March 9th, 2007, 03:39 AM

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So now that he finally managed to escape her death grip, she is on the hunt for a new show boy (better than beard) but everyone knows the score in the UK so she is coming to LA and hoping to find someone who hates kissing her as much as she hates kissing him

Hmmm...This implies that they've publicly broken up - Kiera and Rupert are still a couple, so I think this discounts her.